he’s powerful, but absolutely nothing to worry about!!
ooh also!! Maybe you should buy him new shoes? I hear he likes Velcro!!
He's so tiny, and his feet are weird shaped! They also seem to turn more heel like sometimes. I don't think any shoes I buy would be able to fit him right all the time. He's a strange one!!
Ew. Looks like an anon has a crush on you Billy boy
EW WHAT WHO???? EW. WHAT???
i know this is probably cliche and all but have you listened to harpy hare? its pretty catchy
UGH. I HATE THAT SONG WITH A BURNING PASSION. BOOOOOO. GET OFF THE STAAAAGEEEE.
why don't you give him a glass of milk with a silly straw to wash down that brownie? :)
With a silly straw! Specific! Don't see why not!
He stared at me for ...way too long before snatching it and running into the bathroom for the bajillionth time. WHAT IS HE DOING IN THERE 😭😭
Hey Bill, you should listen to Lemon Demon, specifically When He Died o& Lifetime Achievement Award
DONT LIKE WHEN HE DIED. LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD IS GREAT. THANKS I GEUSS.
Eepy time...I'll be back around 530 est
Be back in 4 hours
ummm.. both? Ig? One all-time, and one from this pathetic hunk of rock.
ON THIS ROCK, HUMANS. ALL TIME, YOU WOULDNT UNDERSTAND IF I ANSWERED ANYWAY.
pspspspspspspsspsps
Rrruff...boof
(Cult of the Lamb hyperfixation hit me like a train 💔💔)
so where do you plan on going while your out anyways (random question bc I’m bored out of my mind)
Honestly I'm just chilling in the backyard... needed me some nature anyway, I think he's waking up..
(Drawing in progress!)
on a similar note, which crime would you commit if all crimes were legal for 24hrs? (Again, for both)
Forge a contract with the president confirming I am illegible for taxes and other things to make money and rent easier.. Other than that, I'm staying home. I live on a highway with a good bit of property so I'd be safe, I think people get way too wacko with purge stuff.
ALL CRIMES ARE ALWAYS LEGAL FOR ME.