I Know This Is Probably Cliche And All But Have You Listened To Harpy Hare? Its Pretty Catchy

Kacchow

oh yea btw!! How are the brownies going?

At this point, I might as well just order from pizza hut. I keep tripping and almost falling, It's probably not the best idea to keep trying with my hurt ankle...I think he'll appreciate brownies either way😭 pizza hut it is

(I'm also kinda tired of him staring at me every time I fall. He's practically mocking me!!)

sure pal..

anyways!! Question for the human: opinions on bill as of currently?

Every post that makes fun of him, he walks up to me and goes "wow! Look at what they just said to me! Can you believe it! The audacity!"

Minus the posts about murdering me. He keeps trying to hide the phone around those posts.

I'm honestly not sure. He treats me like a gossip buddy kinda. But with added murderous intent. Oh well.

bit of an inspector, are you? 👁️👁️

The only thing I'm inspecting is (Flips through the "your mom" section of my booklet) how to properly do taxes with no fraud

i suppose i'll ask bill again since you two seem to be getting more comfortable with each other-

How long do you plan on staying? Like, what's your deal? Is The Axolotl going to come knocking at their door or something?

What happened?

UUGGHH. FINE, I'LL ANSWER. JUST BECAUSE IM TOO TIRED TO BOTHER INSULTING YOU. LONG STORY SHORT, I DONT HAVE TO STAY HERE. I COULD GO ANYWHERE I WANT IF I DONT WREAK HAVOC. THIS PLACE IS JUST EASIER TO HIDE OUT IN.

I'M PRETTY SURE THEY'VE GIVEN UP ON ME. THEY SAID THEY'D CHECK UP ON MY PROGRESS, AND LOOKY HERE. HASNT SHOWN UP ONCE. TYPICAL SALAMANDER LIES.

YOU'RE GETTING NO FURTHER EXPLANATION.

bill: What’s a controversial opinion you have that you’d like to share?

MOST OF MY OPINIONS ARE CONTREVERSIAL CONSIDERING I LIKE RIPPING TEETH OUT OF ANIMAL MOUTHS. MOST OF YOU FREAKS LOVE DEAR OLD AXOLOTL, DONTCHA? TAKE THIS FOR CONTREVERSIAL; THAT FRILLY MORON IS GOOD FOR NOTHING BUT CAUSING TROUBLE AND COSMIC ANNOYANCE.

oh girl this is just the beginning. It’s gonna get WAYYY crazier than this. Nothing you can really do other than sit back, pop open some pitt cola, and watch it all go down.

...Pitt? Cola?

I mean, you're right I geuss. Nothing I can do but color with the dangerous triangle man and hope he doesn't go crazy. Hope he doesn't stay too long.

whats 2+2 ?

(the answer is fish)

WRONG. IT'S A SQUARE.

IF I GET CALLED BILLY ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO BLOW.

Awww, poor baby. You wanna snack, Billy?

ONLY IF YOU HAVE DORITOS.

Call with girlfriend ended random and she's already asleep I'm so lonely I'm so boohoo