Call With Girlfriend Ended Random And She's Already Asleep I'm So Lonely I'm So Boohoo

One day Bill is going to learn that he can probably win in a fight against my cat and that is the day all hell breaks loose

Famous? I was famous once. They took away my site. My fanfic site. My fanfic site with social aspects. And the social aspects were removed.

sooo how’s drawing with the eldritch horror going?

Pretty good I think! We didn't find his bowtie but I think he doesn't really care that much. I drew him, I think he appreciated that. I'm not too sure, but he keeps looking at the drawing, so.. shrug!

I think blue and red triangles are all he draws. He's making them again.

hey bill, whats your favorite food out of what the human has given you so far? also do you have a requested food that you would like the human to give you?

DORITOS. COOL RANCH. OBVIOUSLY.

SPAGHETTI. ILL GET MY WISH SOON.

I SCARED HIM....KINDA REGRET IT CUZ HE LOOKED FUCKIN TRAUMATIZED

He straight up LECTURED me for 5 minutes about leaving a stranger in your house alone 😭😭 I'm so confused

bill reactions are the best, he's so silly sometimes when he's not trying to concur worlds <3

He conquers?? Wow, I can't imagine a little triangle defeating anything let alone the necessary people to rule a planet. Jeez.

you should probably make some sandwiches from him and his friends, remeber no crust. its the way he likes it. also if you can still make/get some brownies that would be great. everyone will probably love those, who wouldn't

Guh. I'm gonna ask him about said friends... but sandwiches without crust. Like a toddler would want it?

oh yea and his friends might be coming soon lol. Thought you might wanna know

anyways I left my excuse on the table byeee!

...his....his what. His friends. He has friends?? Should I be concerned! I'm so dead 😭

I don’t think you should push for questions. The other anon might be getting a bit to curious, it’s a bit of a touchy subject with all the trama and it helped him get through a tough time (might be because he was going insane but we don’t mention that)

Oh! Thank God I didn't ask again. Welp, I've got one side telling me he's dangerous and deserves bad and another telling me he got trauma. What did I get myself into 💔

Do you ever miss your home dimension?

DO YOU EVER MISS THE LITTLE INTELLIGENCE YOU HAD?