I SCARED HIM....KINDA REGRET IT CUZ HE LOOKED FUCKIN TRAUMATIZED

if he's gonna stay at your house you could probably get him a cardboard box or make him a house out of cardboard, just fill it with soft stuff and he will love it. he likes to hide sometimes but don't let him get to far you know?

I think he's good with sleeping on the chaise, but ill re-set up the cat box for him so he has options. Good idea!

BILL LOST HIS BOWTIE ALERT BILL LOST HIS BOWTIE

TSA would probably put you in the food disposal

FUCK OFF. WHAT THE HELL EVEN IS A MOOT YOU BARELY SENTIENT BAG OF PEAS

favorite weapons and favorite aesthetic (for both)

The gaurdian sword from BOTW and the Dusk Claymore from TOTK. Two swords though. One for each hand. I don't really have a specific asthetic I like!

MYSELF IS A PRETTY GREAT WEAPON. AS FOR AESTHETIC? BLUE AND YELLOW.

I feel like I should clarify, while I am a minor, the me in the Bill blog is an adult! (Opens more opportunity for plot.)

Qu'as-tu contre les Français?

LES FRANÇAIS A PRIS MON NOEUD PAPILLON UNE FOIS.

Boooo get off the stage

AS YOU HUMANS LOVE TO SAY, WOMP WOMP.

i wonder how bill would feel if you showed him splatoon music lol

I had a splatoon playlist in the form of turf battle waiting room, intro, battle: start, battle songs, battle ending win theme AND THEY REMOVED THE BATTLE SONGS . IM SO SAD anyway I showed him Calimari Inknation 3mix and he thought It was mid (I'm so mad)

oh btw!! Since you seem to be in this for the long haul, maybe keep him away from any lighters, and make sure there aren’t any 3D movie glasses or Venetian blinds in your house. And he absolutely HATES tv static, so.. yea.

We don't have cable, so it's never static...no 3d movie glasses, and we don't have any windows except skylights. I heard he likes having the ability to see the sky, so. Geuss I really got the perfect house for him? Gonna have to hide the lighters, though...

GOOD MORNUNG TUMBLR. THE AXOLOTL HAS LET ME LIVE ANOTHER DAY AND I AM GOING TO MAKE IT EVERYBODYS PROBLEM.