Oh Btw!! Since You Seem To Be In This For The Long Haul, Maybe Keep Him Away From Any Lighters, And Make

yeah, without the crust. they are just better that way. i think he would really appreciate it. make him feel at home and such

He liked em!! Side note, I think doing things he likes makes him stare extra. Strange stuff.

I feel like I should clarify, while I am a minor, the me in the Bill blog is an adult! (Opens more opportunity for plot.)

YOU LITTLE BITCH

DON'T TOUCH MY FUCKIN MUTUAL D:<

then again, "leave nothing but this house" ig i don't really have to worry, do i?

I SAID THE HOUSE NOT THE PERSON. ILL GLADLY KILL HER. THIS IS A COOL HOUSE. A SOUVNIER. THATS ALL.

good night! your blog is so cool /gen

careful of the dorito tho, who knows what he'll deside to do in the night

Nighty night!! It's okay, I'll keep my room locked 😿😿

Does Tumblr learn your tagging patterns?

BUSY WITH WHAT SHE CAN HELP A DEMON CANT SHE

SHES MAKING A DUMB GROCERY LIST.

Eepy time...I'll be back around 530 est

you probably don’t need to worry about him stabbing you. Have you seen how short he is? Just pick him up and drop-kick him and VOILA! Problem solved.

HELP yeah that's fair 😭

I don't even think he can reach the knives...thank the lord for that.

aww, sure you are! Anyways, cause any havoc and I’ll send exactly 685.3 mixtapes of “the world is small forever always” to your exact location. They will play on loop and you’ll have to crush all of them to get them to stop playing

FINE BY ME. FUCK YOU. I LIKE THAT SONG. ILL CAUSE ALL THE HAVOC. ILL BURN THIS WHOLE UNIVERSE TO THE GROUND AND LEAVE NOTHING BUT THIS HOUSE.

I think Bill would like Cards Against Humanity.

I've got a deck, but...sounds like chaos for another time 😓