I Wonder How Bill Would Feel If You Showed Him Splatoon Music Lol

Death of the bachelor is peak who did you get it from or is bill just a fan

AZURE SHOWED IT TO ME.

PAUSE. DONT CALL ME BILLY.

Ew. Looks like an anon has a crush on you Billy boy

EW WHAT WHO???? EW. WHAT???

whats 2+2 ?

(the answer is fish)

WRONG. IT'S A SQUARE.

you should prank him while he’s sleeping :)

Oooh, good idea...what should I do though? Hand in water won't work, he's a triangle... permanent marker won't stick on him for some reason, that one shaving cream where you tickle their face won't work cuz he isn't ticklish...

He's such a buzzkill!

ummm.. both? Ig? One all-time, and one from this pathetic hunk of rock.

ON THIS ROCK, HUMANS. ALL TIME, YOU WOULDNT UNDERSTAND IF I ANSWERED ANYWAY.

hey azure and bill, how has your weekend been? also question for bill, whats your favorite color of flame? just wanting to know purely out of curiosity

Saturday, Bill got tossed around like a toy by Ruger. Today, we've just taken the trash out and nothing else. (...Bill is still a bit banged up.)

A BIT??? I LOOK LIKE IVE BEEN RAN THROUGH A GARBAGE DISPOSAL. ANYWAY. ITS BLUE. OBVIOUSLY. WHY. DONT GIVE ME CURIOSITY CRAP. NOBODY LEARNS SHIT FOR FUN, FREAK.

no, you can still start fires. i was just saying he might also if he gets angry. he has a rad blue flame that he can summon, could probably ask him if you can see it. no clue how safe it is tho, haven't personally seen it before, only heard of it

Cool, but terrifying! A fire starting corn chip in my home. Yall I'm cooked

You should force the equilateral freeloader to listen to the song “The world is small forever always”! I’m sure he’ll love it!! Also, unrelated, but maybe put in earplugs before playing the song, for your sanity’s sake

HE CHASED ME INTO THE BATHROOM...I rolled the everloving shit out of my ankle running and I'm blaming it all on you 💔💔💔

What happened to your floating? Have you just been content with living on the floor or can you physically not, not ment to be an insult, just curious

PERSONAL BIZ. IF YOU WANT INFORMATION FROM ME, YOULL HAVE TO OFFER SOMETHING FIRST.

I WILL SAY, CONSIDERING I CONTINUOUSLY COMPLAIN ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO REACH THE TOP SHELF, THE ANSWER IS PRETTY OBVIOUS. IDIOT.

Don’t get so cockyy Your account will die down soon :)

EVERYTHING DIES DOWN EVENTUALLY. YOU'RE JUST PLAIN RUDE.