You Should Prank Him While He’s Sleeping :)

Every dumb thing I say just imagine an airpod low battery noise and a book hitting me in the head

alright, since 2+2 = square (very much a understandable and correct answer) then what is 1+1=?

(i personally think its window but since you were more correct then me on the last one i just had to ask)

1+1 IS A LINE. A WINDOW WOULD BE FOUR ANYWAY. OR EIGHT IF YOU WANT TO BE TECHNICAL.

DAMN you've been busy since i logged off

I woke up to 99+ notifications and I feel so special I am at inner peace(but my ankle isn't)

he is the most powerful dorito in the universe, he might look fine now but thats because he's not at full dorito power. best way to neutralize him is to keep him calm and appeased (not causing a huge fuss). he's probably just studying you also. humans are probably intreging to a all powerful dorito like him

I wonder if dorito is like a slur to him. I think he's more like a corn chip. He doesn't have the seasoned bits of a dorito.

I think he's silly, studying someone as boring like me. It's probably something else!

Do you know the best ways to keep him calm?

I made a Bill "Goldilocks" Cipher chatbot on c.ai teehee

Anything interesting happen? Or has bill finally simmered down? (For Azure btw)

He's been causing some chaos for the pets, but that's about it. He hasn't been talking to me unless he needs something he can't get on his own. I think he's ignoring me, not sure why though!

Have you ever tried ice cream before? Do you have a favorite

HAVENT. NOT A SWEETS KINDA GUY. WE DO HAVE SOME, SO ONCE THE HUMAN WAKES UP I COULD ASK. ID GET IT MYSELF BUT. TOP SHELF.

Erm guys. Guys. Erm. Guys. I FORGOT TO DRAW HIS CRACK 😭😭😭 LIKE EVERY TIME 😭😭

I'm gonna have to go back in and edit that...but not rn I'm eepy

Uhm, fuck you!! I’ve probably given you the best advice since you landed in this hellhole buddy!! Hell, maybe even your entire life!! Good lord..

i stand with the whole “threatening her for info” thing. Tell me if you got a better idea.

IM NOT GOING TO DO THAT. PURELY BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO. SHE WILL REMAIN UNTHREATENED OUT OF SPITE.

oh yea btw!! How are the brownies going?

At this point, I might as well just order from pizza hut. I keep tripping and almost falling, It's probably not the best idea to keep trying with my hurt ankle...I think he'll appreciate brownies either way😭 pizza hut it is

(I'm also kinda tired of him staring at me every time I fall. He's practically mocking me!!)