He Is The Most Powerful Dorito In The Universe, He Might Look Fine Now But Thats Because He's Not At

you should probably make some sandwiches from him and his friends, remeber no crust. its the way he likes it. also if you can still make/get some brownies that would be great. everyone will probably love those, who wouldn't

Guh. I'm gonna ask him about said friends... but sandwiches without crust. Like a toddler would want it?

I would like not to be stabbed tyvm Bill. Jeez.

Eye twitch. Gotta watch what I post.

:0

well now might be the time to tell you.. that bow tie was from my great great grandma.

the leaves embroidered on it are made of lead and arsenic lol (at least, the color used to make it has lead and arsenic)

WOW! EVEN TASTIER! THANKS FOR THE SNACK!

Death of the bachelor is peak who did you get it from or is bill just a fan

AZURE SHOWED IT TO ME.

oh we do! We honestly just don’t care lmao. What’re ya gonna do? Kick us in the knee? You’re literally 2’11” buddy. I could step on you on accident and not even notice.

I WILL DESTROY YOUR WIFI ROUTER

he’s powerful, but absolutely nothing to worry about!!

ooh also!! Maybe you should buy him new shoes? I hear he likes Velcro!!

He's so tiny, and his feet are weird shaped! They also seem to turn more heel like sometimes. I don't think any shoes I buy would be able to fit him right all the time. He's a strange one!!

You said you wanted deep dark secrets on Azure, right?

YES. DO YOU HAVE ANY???

He finished coloring... are these his friends??

i don't think eastern standard time and pacific daylight time are next to each other, bill.

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT TIME ZONE YOURE IN. I DONT CARE ABOUT YOU ENOUGH TO MEMORIZE YOUR STUPID TIME ZONE. ILL BUY A PLANE TICKET. ILL CATCH A RIDE.