You Said You Wanted Deep Dark Secrets On Azure, Right?

Billy Billy billyyyy~

What if I sand your triangle edges and make them rounded

I. AM. NOT. BILLY! MY NAME IS BILL CIPHER AND I WILL SAND EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR LIMBS TO A NUB.

Random question for Bill and the Human!

Favourite planet (if any)?

Mine is stupidly specific but it's Saturns moon 'Titan'

Titan is also the only other known planet besides earth to have rivers, lakes and seas on its surface apparently.

MY FAVORITE PLANET IS NONE. ALL OF THEM SUCK.

I think I like Neptune. Pretty shade of blue. Hey, my name is a shade of blue too!

WHATS YOUR NAME ANYWAY?

Took you long enough to ask. I already gave you a hint, how about *you* find out.

(Guesses welcome! If you can geuss it, Bill will geuss correctly. If you cannot, then I'll have to tell him. This will affect the plot! (One hour time!))

He was chased around by the cat and dove onto the chaise for protection...not even ten minutes later I find this 😭

(Credits to @squidflavoredsoup for the idea!!!!!)

Awww cmon, are you really scared of a triangle? What’s he gonna do, poke ya in the eye with one of his angles? besides, these seemingly innocent symbols he’s drawing COULD be the key to the answers if the universe.. or something.

Fine, geez, I'll ask him again. But only once. Even without being scared it's just common courtesy not to push things!

lil dorito man, why are you so cute and tiny! you look so hugable if only you weren't so sharp. hows life with a human treating you, its probably been ages

I AM NOT CUTE. IF YOU SAW MY TRUE FORM YOUR EYES WOULD DISINTEGRATE AND YOUR HEAD WOULD MELT INTO A PUDDLE OF OOBLECK.

LIFE IS GREAT THANK YOU VERY MUCH. OR TERRIBLE. WHICHEVER ONE MAKES YOU FEEL BAD.

whats 2+2 ?

(the answer is fish)

WRONG. IT'S A SQUARE.

I actually dunno what he likes, food-wise. Maybe chocolate cake! Everyone loves chocolate cake!!

Auugh...I dont have chocolate cake mix..but I do have brownies!

I gave him the art supplies and he calmed down a lot. (Rubbing my hands together like an evil fly) time to start baking

Fine!! See how you do without me then. I bet you won’t even get her middle name down before you come back begging for help, Cipher.

SHE DOESNT HAVE A MIDDLE NAME!!! PROBABLY!!! FUCK YOU!!!

Does Tumblr learn your tagging patterns?

Bendy and the ink machine fan songs still absolutely slap and if you don't agree I'll be so sad and cry directly at you