Random Question For Bill And The Human!

WHO EVEN NEEDS DUMB SALAMANDERS LIKE THEM.

suuuuure. (i'm watching you. 🫵 👁️👁️)

YOU CANT WATCH ME IF IM WATCHING YOU. THATS NOT HOW THIS WORKS. AND DONT SARCASTICALLY SURE ME! I CAN MAKE YOUR BONES INTO MARSHMELLOWS AND EAT THEM!

if you're walking around instead of floating, i doubt you'll be able to get to the other side of the country.

I CAN FLOAT . I CAN FLOAT FINE. I COULD FLOAT YOU OUT OF A BUSINESS. YOU COULD LIVE NEXT TO US AND YOU WOULDNT EVEN KNOW. COUNT YOUR DAYS.

I don't know if anyone has ever asked you this before, but have you ever played chess with him?

I haven't, but he seems like a fun fella to play with! Can't for the life of me find the chessboard I'm increasingly convinced I never had, though. Maybe Jenga...

well.. you could say please? And compliment his angles? I guess? Idk I’m not good with this sorta stuff.

and if by chance if he DOES ask you to do anything, accept it without question. He won’t do anything shady, I promise!! I mean, how could you not trust that adorable lil’ guy? Just look at his bow tie!!

Hm...I'll think about it!! But first I kinda need to apologize for blasting awful music at him 😭.. maybe once he likes me a little more

Biiiiiill let me go to sleeeeeeppppp😭😭😭

NO!!!! WHATS THE POINT OF A NEVER ENDING PARTY IF IT ENDS!!!!

I never agreed to thiiiihiiissssss😿😿😿😿😿

so where do you plan on going while your out anyways (random question bc I’m bored out of my mind)

Honestly I'm just chilling in the backyard... needed me some nature anyway, I think he's waking up..

(Drawing in progress!)

by the way, Azure, have you set up any ground rules with bill or taken any precautions? since he's living under your roof for the time being, i think he should know what he can or can't do.

I was thinking more, I'd set things up as we go. I mean, he knows the basics, don't kill my pets (or me) and don't destroy shit, I did end up having to hide the knives though. I'm kinda bad at thinking of these kinds of things ahead of time. Need an initiator, yknow?