I Don't Know If Anyone Has Ever Asked You This Before, But Have You Ever Played Chess With Him?

yeah, without the crust. they are just better that way. i think he would really appreciate it. make him feel at home and such

He liked em!! Side note, I think doing things he likes makes him stare extra. Strange stuff.

oh yea and his friends might be coming soon lol. Thought you might wanna know

anyways I left my excuse on the table byeee!

...his....his what. His friends. He has friends?? Should I be concerned! I'm so dead 😭

Eepy time...I'll be back around 530 est

We found his bowtie! I think he liked my drawing of him.

( @squidflavoredsoup !!)

you should play go fish with him!!

Guh. That lasted FOREVER. I REGRET EVERYTHING. Nobody had any matches until ten minutes in and then found out that no card had a match except by only number and switched to just the number. Don't blame me though, we both fucked up.

you probably don’t need to worry about him stabbing you. Have you seen how short he is? Just pick him up and drop-kick him and VOILA! Problem solved.

HELP yeah that's fair 😭

I don't even think he can reach the knives...thank the lord for that.

Giving Bill a pat on the head and a warm mug of hot chocolate, bestie deserves a break <3

KEH. SEE! NO MATTER WHAT YOU PEOPLE SAY I STILL HAVE PLENTY OF LOYAL FOLLOWERS.

you should prank him while he’s sleeping :)

Oooh, good idea...what should I do though? Hand in water won't work, he's a triangle... permanent marker won't stick on him for some reason, that one shaving cream where you tickle their face won't work cuz he isn't ticklish...

He's such a buzzkill!

TSA would probably put you in the food disposal

FUCK OFF. WHAT THE HELL EVEN IS A MOOT YOU BARELY SENTIENT BAG OF PEAS

good night! your blog is so cool /gen

careful of the dorito tho, who knows what he'll deside to do in the night

Nighty night!! It's okay, I'll keep my room locked 😿😿