You Should Play Go Fish With Him!!

Mwahahahha the divorce question….tiny billy doesn’t seem like he’d have a boyfriend at all lmao

BILLY???? YOU PEOPLE SERIOUSLY DONT KNOW WHO YOURE MESSING WITH.

favorite animal?

ON THIS MISERABLE PLANET, OR ALL TIME?

Could you try playing The World We Knew by Frank Sinatra for him? If he likes We'll Meet Again, he might like other older songs.

(i will not be held liable if anything goes wrong)

He really liked it! Classical is always a good go to for billion year old entities I suppose. His music tastes are as wack as mine.

Don’t get so cockyy Your account will die down soon :)

EVERYTHING DIES DOWN EVENTUALLY. YOU'RE JUST PLAIN RUDE.

Call with girlfriend ended random and she's already asleep I'm so lonely I'm so boohoo

Getting asked if I want to blaze my post is like a cashier asking me if I want a receipt

Be back in 4 hours

u should steal the triangles top hat lol

I'll do that later...I pranked him enough for today lmfao

Ahoy

Ahoy! Me matey! 🏴‍☠️

if he attacks you, you can use emotional damage on him, i've heard that is quite effective (just be prepared to run if it goes wrong). i heard bringing up something called a sixer is really effective. only use in worst case scenario tho, don't want to harm him more rn when he's mad

Right then! A sixer! Right now he's sitting at the dinner table pretending to be innocent ...he keeps staring at me every time he scribbles something down. Just how powerful is he?