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Now that I have over two followers expect me to use tumblr like Quotev feed

oh btw!! Since you seem to be in this for the long haul, maybe keep him away from any lighters, and make sure there aren’t any 3D movie glasses or Venetian blinds in your house. And he absolutely HATES tv static, so.. yea.

We don't have cable, so it's never static...no 3d movie glasses, and we don't have any windows except skylights. I heard he likes having the ability to see the sky, so. Geuss I really got the perfect house for him? Gonna have to hide the lighters, though...

Mwahahahha the divorce question….tiny billy doesn’t seem like he’d have a boyfriend at all lmao

BILLY???? YOU PEOPLE SERIOUSLY DONT KNOW WHO YOURE MESSING WITH.

Anything interesting happen? Or has bill finally simmered down? (For Azure btw)

He's been causing some chaos for the pets, but that's about it. He hasn't been talking to me unless he needs something he can't get on his own. I think he's ignoring me, not sure why though!

by the way, Azure, have you set up any ground rules with bill or taken any precautions? since he's living under your roof for the time being, i think he should know what he can or can't do.

I was thinking more, I'd set things up as we go. I mean, he knows the basics, don't kill my pets (or me) and don't destroy shit, I did end up having to hide the knives though. I'm kinda bad at thinking of these kinds of things ahead of time. Need an initiator, yknow?

whats 2+2 ?

(the answer is fish)

WRONG. IT'S A SQUARE.

To the anon that changed their ask to add another shade, you are exempt! No changing your submission! Hiss.

Bill is about 2'7! Almost exactly the height of my couch.

How do you have such great taste in hats and bow ties? Do you think more humans could pull off wearing top hats like you do?

TOP HATS DONT LOOK THE SAME WHEN THEY ARENT FLOATING. BOWTIES HOWEVER...EVERYBODY NEEDS ONE OF THOSE. GREATEST INVENTION EVER. GOTTA GIVE MY APPLAUSE.

have another question bill, how many dimensions are you planning or have thought of taking over after you have concurred this one? haveyou tried concuring any other besides earth? (ignore the last part if its to hard to answer)

ALL OF THEM. OBVIOUSLY. OF COURSE IVE TRIED, (AND SUCCEEDED!!!), TO CONQUER OTHER DIMENSIONS. ILL BE RULER OF ALL IN NO TIME.