How Do You Have Such Great Taste In Hats And Bow Ties? Do You Think More Humans Could Pull Off Wearing

My dog just pissed all over a cardboard box (for No reason, he was Just outside and pissed) and then tried to (very clearly aggressive with the intention of Hurting) bite the shit out of me when I tried to tell him no

you could play chess with him on the tablet!

either via an app or chess.com

YOURE A GENIUS I LOVE YOU

I already have one of those offline apps installed with chess hehshwhehjs

I'm gonna lose and I'm gonna lose hard and it's gonna be great

billford comic i made while i was hungry >:3

Bill just keeps yelling "DIE DIE DIE STAB STAB STAB" to absolutely nothing I think he's autistic yall

Here ya go!

[bowtiewithamericanflag.zip] it’s capitalism flavored :D

IM COMMUNIST

Bendy and the ink machine fan songs still absolutely slap and if you don't agree I'll be so sad and cry directly at you

I FOUND OUT HOW TO GET ONTO THE COUNTER. I HAVE KNIVES NOW. BOW BEFORE ME.

i kinda wonder what would happen if you handed him an ipad, would he just turn into an ipad kid or just be confused by it?

I do have a tablet, lemme go grab it

Might me more entertaining for him than listening to me ramble and coloring 😭

I wonder if the tablet would register his weird fingers as touch. That could be a problem..

I WON. EVERY TIME.

Im not even that good at chess.. he just kept trying to do illegal moves that the app wouldn't let him 😭 wtf