I Kinda Wonder What Would Happen If You Handed Him An Ipad, Would He Just Turn Into An Ipad Kid Or Just

You can make him a house in the backyard! Like a lil bird house, I think he would love that and he can move out sooner to while still keeping an eye on him

I think I'd rather have him inside than outside. He's not bothering me that much, I just haven't gotten used to him yet. Honestly, if he's here more than a week, I might want him to stay forever! Wouldn't that be something?

Bill just keeps yelling "DIE DIE DIE STAB STAB STAB" to absolutely nothing I think he's autistic yall

Could you try playing The World We Knew by Frank Sinatra for him? If he likes We'll Meet Again, he might like other older songs.

(i will not be held liable if anything goes wrong)

He really liked it! Classical is always a good go to for billion year old entities I suppose. His music tastes are as wack as mine.

We found his bowtie! I think he liked my drawing of him.

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omg that sounds so cool!! Does it have a name, or.. ?

OF COURSE IT DOES. THIS KEYBOARD DOESNT HAVE THE NESSESARY CHARACTERS. YOU WOULDNT BE ABLE TO PRONOUNCE IT ANYWAY.

Does Tumblr learn your tagging patterns?

bit of an inspector, are you? 👁️👁️

The only thing I'm inspecting is (Flips through the "your mom" section of my booklet) how to properly do taxes with no fraud

Favorite holidays?

HOLIDAYS SUCK. WHY MAKE CERTIAN DAYS SPECIAL WHEN EVERY DAY COULD BE GREAT. DUMB SILLY HUMANS.

Uh, I don't have one. Nobody to spend Christmas or Thanksgiving with, not a good location for trick or treaters, Easter is basically nothing...

hey bill, have you ever listened to sodikken? they make very wierdcore songs. not at all like uncanny but for some reason my brain thought of it while listening to it (i think the thought was already in my mind but was just triggered by it for some reason. don't ask me why, i have no clue). you might like it, its very random.

actually it might be too random. you might be right about my music taste... i usually just steal from others. anyway i recommend listening to redmageddon

IVE LISTENED TO THEM. PARTS OF THEIR SONGS ARE NICE, LYRICS ARE GREAT BUT I LIKE WHEN THE WORDS FIT THE BEAT.

Hmm.. ok, ok.. maybe just.. threaten something she loves? Or hold her at knifepoint idk 🤷

YOURE NOT HELPFUL.