Could You Try Playing The World We Knew By Frank Sinatra For Him? If He Likes We'll Meet Again, He Might

have you tried looking under furnature yet? humans sometimes hide things under places like beds. they tend to think of its safer there since its out of the way and out of sight

SHE HAS A FUCKING LOFT BED. WHY DOES SHE MAKE EVERYTHING SO MUCH HARDER.

THE COUCH AND CHAISE REACH THE FLOOR. THE RECORD PLAYER JUST HAS RECORDS UNDERNEATH. THE WINE RACK AND ISLAND JUST HAS SNACKS. THIS BLOWS.

He finished coloring... are these his friends??

(Tumblr when I wake up early:) 🦗 (Tumblr when I stay up late:) 🦗 (Tumblr when the clock hits noon:) 🦗 (Crickets when:) 🦗

Call with girlfriend ended random and she's already asleep I'm so lonely I'm so boohoo

(Theft accusers that have no idea what they're talking about making me feel guilty asf for something that was said to be fine and now I'm second guessing myself :sigh:)

It's getting close to when he wakes up.. leaving the house now! (Hoping it doesn't backfire...)

Dont feel bad.Trust me, he deserves it

Huh, well, alrighty then. I mean, if you say so, but what exactly did he do?

He keeps poking into every room that's but he can't reach the doorknob on the outside doors

Readying the balloon!!

both!! Throw a water balloon at him from outside the room and scurry away like a frightened mouse before he can find you!!

Thing is, I don't want my chaise wet...😭

I think what I'm gonna do is let him wake up when I'm gone, and then sneak up and pop a balloon! Maximum sacredness! No clean up!

Bill just keeps yelling "DIE DIE DIE STAB STAB STAB" to absolutely nothing I think he's autistic yall

Meet the pets!

(Chow Shepard, ex stray cat, Shepard Malamute, forest puppy, and Saint Shepard!)