You Could Play Chess With Him On The Tablet!

maybe the triangles are some sort of alien language?.. you should ask him what they mean!!

He glared at me and told me to mind my business because I never know when i won't have any business to mind. Whatever that means 😭

he is the most powerful dorito in the universe, he might look fine now but thats because he's not at full dorito power. best way to neutralize him is to keep him calm and appeased (not causing a huge fuss). he's probably just studying you also. humans are probably intreging to a all powerful dorito like him

I wonder if dorito is like a slur to him. I think he's more like a corn chip. He doesn't have the seasoned bits of a dorito.

I think he's silly, studying someone as boring like me. It's probably something else!

Do you know the best ways to keep him calm?

I lied yall I'll be back at like 2 or 3 in the morning

Good morning Tumblr

(In unison: Good morning Tumblr!)

Kacchow

What gender do you both identify as? (You don’t have to answer btw, only if your comfortable :D)

Generfluid! Yippee!

MY GENDER IS THE VOID. GET LOST IN IT.

good night! your blog is so cool /gen

careful of the dorito tho, who knows what he'll deside to do in the night

Nighty night!! It's okay, I'll keep my room locked 😿😿

Getting asked if I want to blaze my post is like a cashier asking me if I want a receipt

Hey Bill, you should listen to Lemon Demon, specifically When He Died o& Lifetime Achievement Award

DONT LIKE WHEN HE DIED. LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD IS GREAT. THANKS I GEUSS.

He's now dragging me to sit down at the table and draw with him... I geuss this is my life now