Getting Asked If I Want To Blaze My Post Is Like A Cashier Asking Me If I Want A Receipt

Bill you seem charming, why do people dislike you so much? I don’t personally understand it, you seem so fun to have around. Have you done anything cool today chaotic cosmic dorito?

THATS EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING!!!!!!!! THESE PEOPLE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEYRE THINKING WHEN THEY CLAIM TO DISLIKE ME. ME!!! TODAY I INCINERATED THE AXOLOTL AND LAUGHED IN HIS FACE.

..THATS WHAT I WOULDVE LIKED TO DO ANYWAY.

GUYS YALL BROS DUDES FOLKS IM STUCK IN THE WEWORK LIFT

why don't you give him a glass of milk with a silly straw to wash down that brownie? :)

With a silly straw! Specific! Don't see why not!

He stared at me for ...way too long before snatching it and running into the bathroom for the bajillionth time. WHAT IS HE DOING IN THERE 😭😭

also what would happen if i booped you bill? is there even a way for you to get booped?

totally not sceeming or anything, why would anyone think that...

No nose, no boop! Must have nose for boop.

YOU TALK LIKE YOU'RE TEN.

Awwwww but you looovee meee

LESS TALKING, MORE BROWNIES.

Ahoy

Ahoy! Me matey! 🏴‍☠️

favorite animal?

ON THIS MISERABLE PLANET, OR ALL TIME?

Hey azure, it doesn’t seem like many people have been asking you questions (no clue if they are still for just bill or if your still on break, either are exceptable and understandable. Answer this anytime if at all, no rush) but how are you? How have things been for you with all this triangle stuff happening and all? Seems pretty entertaining and very mentally draining.

Surprisingly I've been holding up well! He keeps himself occupied for the most part and knows when to leave me alone. It's kinda nice having company that can actually understand you. Still kinda worried something bad is gonna happen soon though.

alright, since 2+2 = square (very much a understandable and correct answer) then what is 1+1=?

(i personally think its window but since you were more correct then me on the last one i just had to ask)

1+1 IS A LINE. A WINDOW WOULD BE FOUR ANYWAY. OR EIGHT IF YOU WANT TO BE TECHNICAL.

have another question bill, how many dimensions are you planning or have thought of taking over after you have concurred this one? haveyou tried concuring any other besides earth? (ignore the last part if its to hard to answer)

ALL OF THEM. OBVIOUSLY. OF COURSE IVE TRIED, (AND SUCCEEDED!!!), TO CONQUER OTHER DIMENSIONS. ILL BE RULER OF ALL IN NO TIME.

I dragged him shopping. We got more than 15 items at food city and they told us we couldn't use the self checkout... he argued until they caved😭😭