Also What Would Happen If I Booped You Bill? Is There Even A Way For You To Get Booped?

Hey bill, how did you end up here in the human world? Did you just spawn in here or did you get sent here.

AND WHY WOULD I TELL YOU? GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL BEFORE YOU ASK PERSONAL QUESTIONS. ILL HAVE YOU KNOW IM HERE BECAUSE I WANT TO BE.

IM DOGDAY AND IM JUST SO SAD. WHY DO BAD THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE LIKE ME. IT ISNT FAIR. LIFE. ISNT. FAIIIRRRRR

i don't have a crush! i just like sharing music, am i not allowed to have passions? i just saw some music on the playlist that i like and wanted to see if any more of my tastes aligned with bills. and honestly uncanny is kinda fire, it kinda reminds me of fnaf fan songs. great song tho

SEE? EXACTLY. I DONT KNOW WHAT FNAF IS THOUGH.

GUYS YALL BROS DUDES FOLKS IM STUCK IN THE WEWORK LIFT

Eepy. Handing the phone to Bill...

[Azure is now unavailable for asks!]

I WON. EVERY TIME.

Im not even that good at chess.. he just kept trying to do illegal moves that the app wouldn't let him 😭 wtf

Have you ever tried ice cream before? Do you have a favorite

HAVENT. NOT A SWEETS KINDA GUY. WE DO HAVE SOME, SO ONCE THE HUMAN WAKES UP I COULD ASK. ID GET IT MYSELF BUT. TOP SHELF.

Qu'as-tu contre les Français?

LES FRANÇAIS A PRIS MON NOEUD PAPILLON UNE FOIS.

I would like not to be stabbed tyvm Bill. Jeez.

well.. you could say please? And compliment his angles? I guess? Idk I’m not good with this sorta stuff.

and if by chance if he DOES ask you to do anything, accept it without question. He won’t do anything shady, I promise!! I mean, how could you not trust that adorable lil’ guy? Just look at his bow tie!!

Hm...I'll think about it!! But first I kinda need to apologize for blasting awful music at him 😭.. maybe once he likes me a little more