I Don't Have A Crush! I Just Like Sharing Music, Am I Not Allowed To Have Passions? I Just Saw Some Music

hey bill, do you have a favorite out of the knifes that you've found (for not particular reason...)

THE BIGGEST ONE. DUH. WHY.

oh girl this is just the beginning. It’s gonna get WAYYY crazier than this. Nothing you can really do other than sit back, pop open some pitt cola, and watch it all go down.

...Pitt? Cola?

I mean, you're right I geuss. Nothing I can do but color with the dangerous triangle man and hope he doesn't go crazy. Hope he doesn't stay too long.

oh you know, not for anything important. just wanted to know which was the best out of all of them (not gonna take it or anything, trust. im very trustworthy)(definitly not gonna tell azure to put baby locks on the drawers either, don't worry. im trustworthy) (add on to the knife thing)

JOKES ON YOU, THE KNIVES ARE OUT IN THE OPEN!! HAH!!! KNIFE BLOCK!!

you should probably make some sandwiches from him and his friends, remeber no crust. its the way he likes it. also if you can still make/get some brownies that would be great. everyone will probably love those, who wouldn't

Guh. I'm gonna ask him about said friends... but sandwiches without crust. Like a toddler would want it?

he is the most powerful dorito in the universe, he might look fine now but thats because he's not at full dorito power. best way to neutralize him is to keep him calm and appeased (not causing a huge fuss). he's probably just studying you also. humans are probably intreging to a all powerful dorito like him

I wonder if dorito is like a slur to him. I think he's more like a corn chip. He doesn't have the seasoned bits of a dorito.

I think he's silly, studying someone as boring like me. It's probably something else!

Do you know the best ways to keep him calm?

I actually dunno what he likes, food-wise. Maybe chocolate cake! Everyone loves chocolate cake!!

Auugh...I dont have chocolate cake mix..but I do have brownies!

I gave him the art supplies and he calmed down a lot. (Rubbing my hands together like an evil fly) time to start baking

you should play go fish with him!!

Guh. That lasted FOREVER. I REGRET EVERYTHING. Nobody had any matches until ten minutes in and then found out that no card had a match except by only number and switched to just the number. Don't blame me though, we both fucked up.

billford comic i made while i was hungry >:3

Have you heard any other songs from panic at the disco? If so are there others you like?

IVE HEARD A COUPLE MORE. THEYRE EH. IM PARTUCULAR ABOUT MY MUSIC.

This silly lil guy is gonna be my 13th reason yall