He Was Chased Around By The Cat And Dove Onto The Chaise For Protection...not Even Ten Minutes Later

Don’t get so cockyy Your account will die down soon :)

EVERYTHING DIES DOWN EVENTUALLY. YOU'RE JUST PLAIN RUDE.

(Theft accusers that have no idea what they're talking about making me feel guilty asf for something that was said to be fine and now I'm second guessing myself :sigh:)

yeah, without the crust. they are just better that way. i think he would really appreciate it. make him feel at home and such

He liked em!! Side note, I think doing things he likes makes him stare extra. Strange stuff.

Eye twitch. Gotta watch what I post.

Dont feel bad.Trust me, he deserves it

Huh, well, alrighty then. I mean, if you say so, but what exactly did he do?

He keeps poking into every room that's but he can't reach the doorknob on the outside doors

Readying the balloon!!

just realized i got the name of the song wrong its not string its cut the string. my bad. any way fair if you and him don't like it, it very drifty. definitly not for everyone and more depressing than oh ana i guess

I figured that's what you meant! Oh Ana was recommended to me a long time ago by a friend I (literally) lost .. geuss both of us have song trauma 😭

you should play go fish with him!!

Guh. That lasted FOREVER. I REGRET EVERYTHING. Nobody had any matches until ten minutes in and then found out that no card had a match except by only number and switched to just the number. Don't blame me though, we both fucked up.

btw his favorite food is spaghetti with freshly grated parmesan

Mmmm pasgetti... I have spaghetti ingredients but I dunno if my cooking standards are good enough for small corn chip man 😿 ill give it a try though! He doesn't seem to be eating much and it seems like he should

He still doesnt trust me, so i let him perch up there... We've been having a staring contest for the last 20 minutes. I dont know what this means but me personally I think it's progress

( @squidflavoredsoup !!!)

(I think I'm going to forgo the crack and just say the axolotl healed it before sending him off)