(I Think I'm Going To Forgo The Crack And Just Say The Axolotl Healed It Before Sending Him Off)

He’s done..things.Bad things.with many humans just like you.

all you need to know is,hes bad news.

Oh! Huh, I'm gonna be honest, I just kinda thought he was silly.

Well, to be fair, he can't even open doors right now. So...I think I'm gonna give him the benefit of the doubt. Not total trust, da-doy. But...can't hurt that much just to be a little nice.

Love how your basically stealing the other accounts idea lmfao very bold

(Love how you ignored the fact that I give credit every drawing and on the pinned post, plus the fact that the creator said they love seeing irl Bill posts...if you don't like it, go look at their blog instead!)

I lied yall I'll be back at like 2 or 3 in the morning

(damn. i may or may not have been hoping for a reaction based on the lyrics. glad you're not dead though)

you hate me you're so mean :sigh:

Ill admit, it is funny to see his reactions..

Bendy and the ink machine fan songs still absolutely slap and if you don't agree I'll be so sad and cry directly at you

well.. you could say please? And compliment his angles? I guess? Idk I’m not good with this sorta stuff.

and if by chance if he DOES ask you to do anything, accept it without question. He won’t do anything shady, I promise!! I mean, how could you not trust that adorable lil’ guy? Just look at his bow tie!!

Hm...I'll think about it!! But first I kinda need to apologize for blasting awful music at him 😭.. maybe once he likes me a little more

He still doesnt trust me, so i let him perch up there... We've been having a staring contest for the last 20 minutes. I dont know what this means but me personally I think it's progress

( @squidflavoredsoup !!!)

have another question bill, how many dimensions are you planning or have thought of taking over after you have concurred this one? haveyou tried concuring any other besides earth? (ignore the last part if its to hard to answer)

ALL OF THEM. OBVIOUSLY. OF COURSE IVE TRIED, (AND SUCCEEDED!!!), TO CONQUER OTHER DIMENSIONS. ILL BE RULER OF ALL IN NO TIME.

Dang, that sucks. Don’t take it too hard, he’s kind of known for being a professional asshole.

Though, from what it sounds like, he at least picks a side. I can't tell what he feels about me.

ummm.. both? Ig? One all-time, and one from this pathetic hunk of rock.

ON THIS ROCK, HUMANS. ALL TIME, YOU WOULDNT UNDERSTAND IF I ANSWERED ANYWAY.