He Still Doesnt Trust Me, So I Let Him Perch Up There... We've Been Having A Staring Contest For The

ummm.. both? Ig? One all-time, and one from this pathetic hunk of rock.

ON THIS ROCK, HUMANS. ALL TIME, YOU WOULDNT UNDERSTAND IF I ANSWERED ANYWAY.

How legitimate are asks asking me to donate? (I'm not in a financial situation to donate but I don't want to spread something that's fake)

i like to burn stuff, its good fun (obviously in a safe place like a fire place but still). i just like how you can change the colors of the flames with different things like burning ink or medals. but really hot fire is always fun, very hot and pretty. so pretty

GREEN FIRE IS GREAT TOO. WE GET GREEN PAPER ALL THE TIME, BURN IT. WE HAVE A WOOD BURNING STOVE.

And yet he still makes fires in the sink.

IT COULD BE WORSE.

if you want to know more about Azure, i'm sure they'd be happy to answer your questions

I DONT WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THEM, I NEED THEIR SECRETS. DIRTY STUFF THAT SHE WOULDNT TELL ME HERSELF. OBVIOUSLY.

if he's gonna stay at your house you could probably get him a cardboard box or make him a house out of cardboard, just fill it with soft stuff and he will love it. he likes to hide sometimes but don't let him get to far you know?

I think he's good with sleeping on the chaise, but ill re-set up the cat box for him so he has options. Good idea!

hey bill, i don't know if anyone has asked this but do you have a favorite roommate out of the fur babies?

THE SHEPARD. IM NOT TELLING YOU WHY.

He means Ellie. Ruger is too clingy for him, Mea licks too much, and Lady doesn't like him.

IF I GET CALLED BILLY ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO BLOW.

Awww, poor baby. You wanna snack, Billy?

ONLY IF YOU HAVE DORITOS.

bit of an inspector, are you? 👁️👁️

The only thing I'm inspecting is (Flips through the "your mom" section of my booklet) how to properly do taxes with no fraud

I HATE TUMBLR CAN YOU SEND THE COOKING ASK AGAIN

Hey bill, what’s your favorite shape? Is there any cool ones that you’ve seen in other dimensions that we don’t have/invented yet here?

TRIANGLES, OBVIOUSLY. SAY, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAPE IN FIVE DIFFERENT DIMENSIONS? EACH DIMENSION HAS A NEW SET OF SIDES IN A DIFFERENT DESIGN. ITS CALLED FIGO. SAW IT ONLY ONCE...NEVER TAKING THAT MANY INTERDIMENSIONAL DRUGS AGAIN.