Hey Bill, What’s Your Favorite Shape? Is There Any Cool Ones That You’ve Seen In Other Dimensions

I'm pissed cause I just went out there to throw something away and he walked up to me head down and I slowly put my hand down to my side for him to sniff and he fucking snarled I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING. WHAT THE FUCK.

Mwahahahha the divorce question….tiny billy doesn’t seem like he’d have a boyfriend at all lmao

BILLY???? YOU PEOPLE SERIOUSLY DONT KNOW WHO YOURE MESSING WITH.

He’s done..things.Bad things.with many humans just like you.

all you need to know is,hes bad news.

Oh! Huh, I'm gonna be honest, I just kinda thought he was silly.

Well, to be fair, he can't even open doors right now. So...I think I'm gonna give him the benefit of the doubt. Not total trust, da-doy. But...can't hurt that much just to be a little nice.

oh yea and his friends might be coming soon lol. Thought you might wanna know

anyways I left my excuse on the table byeee!

...his....his what. His friends. He has friends?? Should I be concerned! I'm so dead 😭

alright, since 2+2 = square (very much a understandable and correct answer) then what is 1+1=?

(i personally think its window but since you were more correct then me on the last one i just had to ask)

1+1 IS A LINE. A WINDOW WOULD BE FOUR ANYWAY. OR EIGHT IF YOU WANT TO BE TECHNICAL.

Bill lives rent free inside my head and sometimes, if I'm lucky, he'll let me form a coherent thought.

Uh, Bill Cipher for President and all hail Bill or something!!

BILL CIPHER FOR AXOLOTL REPLACEMENT. ALL HAIL THE GOLDEN EYE.

Dont feel bad.Trust me, he deserves it

Huh, well, alrighty then. I mean, if you say so, but what exactly did he do?

He keeps poking into every room that's but he can't reach the doorknob on the outside doors

Readying the balloon!!

BUSY WITH WHAT SHE CAN HELP A DEMON CANT SHE

SHES MAKING A DUMB GROCERY LIST.

I HATE TUMBLR CAN YOU SEND THE COOKING ASK AGAIN