I HATE TUMBLR CAN YOU SEND THE COOKING ASK AGAIN

i kinda wonder what would happen if you handed him an ipad, would he just turn into an ipad kid or just be confused by it?

I do have a tablet, lemme go grab it

Might me more entertaining for him than listening to me ramble and coloring 😭

I wonder if the tablet would register his weird fingers as touch. That could be a problem..

have you tried looking under furnature yet? humans sometimes hide things under places like beds. they tend to think of its safer there since its out of the way and out of sight

SHE HAS A FUCKING LOFT BED. WHY DOES SHE MAKE EVERYTHING SO MUCH HARDER.

THE COUCH AND CHAISE REACH THE FLOOR. THE RECORD PLAYER JUST HAS RECORDS UNDERNEATH. THE WINE RACK AND ISLAND JUST HAS SNACKS. THIS BLOWS.

I'm so honk mimim

You should give him a pet fish or something! Like a clownfish or an axolotl or a salamander or a frog or something like that

!!! I see you! You're not slick! He's scared shitless of axolotls!!..also, we have Plenty of pets

He's scared of the cat, scared of the malamute Shepard, sort of chill with the Saint Shepard, hates the forest puppy (she licks him too much) and barely likes the chow Shepard ...not a great idea

We found his bowtie! I think he liked my drawing of him.

( @squidflavoredsoup !!)

My dog just pissed all over a cardboard box (for No reason, he was Just outside and pissed) and then tried to (very clearly aggressive with the intention of Hurting) bite the shit out of me when I tried to tell him no

You should force the equilateral freeloader to listen to the song “The world is small forever always”! I’m sure he’ll love it!! Also, unrelated, but maybe put in earplugs before playing the song, for your sanity’s sake

HE CHASED ME INTO THE BATHROOM...I rolled the everloving shit out of my ankle running and I'm blaming it all on you 💔💔💔

I covered him up he's sleeping so pookie

He was chased around by the cat and dove onto the chaise for protection...not even ten minutes later I find this 😭

(Credits to @squidflavoredsoup for the idea!!!!!)

To the anon that changed their ask to add another shade, you are exempt! No changing your submission! Hiss.