DAMN You've Been Busy Since I Logged Off

steal her ankles for ransom until she gives you info, always works for me

I TRIED. SHE KICKED ME OFF.

Ahoy

Ahoy! Me matey! 🏴‍☠️

im beginning to think you don't understand human jokes... can't figure out why tho

??WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT!! I UNDERSTAND HUMAN JOKES PLENTY! GIVE ME ONE INSTANCE!!

I dragged him shopping. We got more than 15 items at food city and they told us we couldn't use the self checkout... he argued until they caved😭😭

Bowing to bill.

YOUR BOW IS WELCOME. NO BROWNIE POINTS THOUGH.

whats 2+2 ?

(the answer is fish)

WRONG. IT'S A SQUARE.

why don't you give him a glass of milk with a silly straw to wash down that brownie? :)

With a silly straw! Specific! Don't see why not!

He stared at me for ...way too long before snatching it and running into the bathroom for the bajillionth time. WHAT IS HE DOING IN THERE 😭😭

if you want to know more about Azure, i'm sure they'd be happy to answer your questions

I DONT WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THEM, I NEED THEIR SECRETS. DIRTY STUFF THAT SHE WOULDNT TELL ME HERSELF. OBVIOUSLY.

Bill lives rent free inside my head and sometimes, if I'm lucky, he'll let me form a coherent thought.

Uh, Bill Cipher for President and all hail Bill or something!!

BILL CIPHER FOR AXOLOTL REPLACEMENT. ALL HAIL THE GOLDEN EYE.