Im Beginning To Think You Don't Understand Human Jokes... Can't Figure Out Why Tho

Death of the bachelor is peak who did you get it from or is bill just a fan

AZURE SHOWED IT TO ME.

Dang, that sucks. Don’t take it too hard, he’s kind of known for being a professional asshole.

Though, from what it sounds like, he at least picks a side. I can't tell what he feels about me.

I don't know if anyone has ever asked you this before, but have you ever played chess with him?

I haven't, but he seems like a fun fella to play with! Can't for the life of me find the chessboard I'm increasingly convinced I never had, though. Maybe Jenga...

DAMN you've been busy since i logged off

I woke up to 99+ notifications and I feel so special I am at inner peace(but my ankle isn't)

i suppose i'll ask bill again since you two seem to be getting more comfortable with each other-

How long do you plan on staying? Like, what's your deal? Is The Axolotl going to come knocking at their door or something?

What happened?

UUGGHH. FINE, I'LL ANSWER. JUST BECAUSE IM TOO TIRED TO BOTHER INSULTING YOU. LONG STORY SHORT, I DONT HAVE TO STAY HERE. I COULD GO ANYWHERE I WANT IF I DONT WREAK HAVOC. THIS PLACE IS JUST EASIER TO HIDE OUT IN.

I'M PRETTY SURE THEY'VE GIVEN UP ON ME. THEY SAID THEY'D CHECK UP ON MY PROGRESS, AND LOOKY HERE. HASNT SHOWN UP ONCE. TYPICAL SALAMANDER LIES.

YOU'RE GETTING NO FURTHER EXPLANATION.

Qu'as-tu contre les Français?

LES FRANÇAIS A PRIS MON NOEUD PAPILLON UNE FOIS.

hey bill, have you ever listened to sodikken? they make very wierdcore songs. not at all like uncanny but for some reason my brain thought of it while listening to it (i think the thought was already in my mind but was just triggered by it for some reason. don't ask me why, i have no clue). you might like it, its very random.

actually it might be too random. you might be right about my music taste... i usually just steal from others. anyway i recommend listening to redmageddon

IVE LISTENED TO THEM. PARTS OF THEIR SONGS ARE NICE, LYRICS ARE GREAT BUT I LIKE WHEN THE WORDS FIT THE BEAT.

he is the most powerful dorito in the universe, he might look fine now but thats because he's not at full dorito power. best way to neutralize him is to keep him calm and appeased (not causing a huge fuss). he's probably just studying you also. humans are probably intreging to a all powerful dorito like him

I wonder if dorito is like a slur to him. I think he's more like a corn chip. He doesn't have the seasoned bits of a dorito.

I think he's silly, studying someone as boring like me. It's probably something else!

Do you know the best ways to keep him calm?

water balloons?.. maybe? Ooh wait!! You could pop a balloon right next to him and scare the shit outta him!$

Oh hell yeah, now you're talking. Okay, wait. Usually he Wakes up and I'm like...in the room with him. First thing he does, wake up and look for me. Which do you think would be better, waking him up to the loudest shit on the planet or just straight up poofing and seeing what he does? I have a camera near where he's sleeping...could be fun either way!