One Day Bill Is Going To Learn That He Can Probably Win In A Fight Against My Cat And That Is The Day

We found his bowtie! I think he liked my drawing of him.

( @squidflavoredsoup !!)

He’s done..things.Bad things.with many humans just like you.

all you need to know is,hes bad news.

Oh! Huh, I'm gonna be honest, I just kinda thought he was silly.

Well, to be fair, he can't even open doors right now. So...I think I'm gonna give him the benefit of the doubt. Not total trust, da-doy. But...can't hurt that much just to be a little nice.

i wonder how bill would feel if you showed him splatoon music lol

I had a splatoon playlist in the form of turf battle waiting room, intro, battle: start, battle songs, battle ending win theme AND THEY REMOVED THE BATTLE SONGS . IM SO SAD anyway I showed him Calimari Inknation 3mix and he thought It was mid (I'm so mad)

it’s probably because an axolotl sent him to therapy/prison.

Oh oof skill issue tbf

also what would happen if i booped you bill? is there even a way for you to get booped?

totally not sceeming or anything, why would anyone think that...

No nose, no boop! Must have nose for boop.

YOU TALK LIKE YOU'RE TEN.

Awwwww but you looovee meee

LESS TALKING, MORE BROWNIES.

hey bill, do you have a favorite out of the knifes that you've found (for not particular reason...)

THE BIGGEST ONE. DUH. WHY.

oh you know, not for anything important. just wanted to know which was the best out of all of them (not gonna take it or anything, trust. im very trustworthy)(definitly not gonna tell azure to put baby locks on the drawers either, don't worry. im trustworthy) (add on to the knife thing)

JOKES ON YOU, THE KNIVES ARE OUT IN THE OPEN!! HAH!!! KNIFE BLOCK!!

To the equilateral freeloader who shall not be named: what the hell happened!! I thought you were in therapy? Did you escape? Is this a punishment? Also, check the mailbox, or ask the human to do it, I bought you some new Velcro shoes for fun lol

IM WHEREVER I WANT THANK YOU VERY MUCH. YOU PEOPLE THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ME. THERE ARE SECRETS YOUR PUNY MORTAL BRAIN CANT EVEN BEGIN TO COMPREHEND FAR BEYOND MYSELF AND THE DUMB PINK GUY IN THE SKY. I WILL BRING ETERNAL SUFFERING TO YOUR PLANE OF REALITY. WATCH YOURSELF.

Reblogging because this is important character development my guys

(Dialouge)

IVE GOT A COUPLE GUESSES.

Shoot, nothing is stopping you.

CYAN? TURQUOISE? AFINA? SKY?

None of those. Getting close, though.

AZRAQ? CELESTE?

I didn't know Celeste was a shade of blue.

MORON... AOKI? AZURE?

Ah! Bingo!

AZURE? REALLY?

Yep! The prettiest shade my eyes can be.

CAN BE?

Slate eyes, they change. Blue, green, gray.

OH. THATS A THING?

Yeah. It's the way the light hits them, I think.

AND HERE I THOUGHT YOU WERE NORMAL.

Hah! Even if my physical form wasn't weird, I'm still mentally weird.

OBVIOUSLY.

Hey, we're both weird. Weirdos gotta stick together.

YEAH YEAH. WHATEVER.

..YOUD FIT IN WITH MY FRIENDS.

Oh?

OUTCASTS.

Hm. Normally I'd be insulted, but it's true.

TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT.

Does that mean you're an outcast?

[He didn't answer.]

YOU COULD SAY THAT.

Outcast fist bump?

[Azure held out her fist. Bill looked at it for a moment before fist-bumping it.]

SURE.

pspspspspspspsspsps

Rrruff...boof

(Cult of the Lamb hyperfixation hit me like a train 💔💔)