To The Equilateral Freeloader Who Shall Not Be Named: What The Hell Happened!! I Thought You Were In

hey bill, whats your favorite flavor of tea flavor?

CONSTANT COMMENT. WITH MILK. TWO SPOONS OF SUGAR.

alright, so you hate harpy hare. what about icicles (by the scary jokes)? its a very pointy song if you ignore how soft the music can be at times

YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC BLOWS. GET BETTER. IT SOUNDS LIKE STANDING UP WITH AN IRON DEFICIENCY.

GEUSS MY NAME WILL END AT 5:30.

The hint is: A shade of blue

Whether or not you geuss it correctly will affect the plot!

Geuss in comments or asks.

Don't spam geuss! Don't Google a ton! Don't spoil the fun!

sooo how’s drawing with the eldritch horror going?

Pretty good I think! We didn't find his bowtie but I think he doesn't really care that much. I drew him, I think he appreciated that. I'm not too sure, but he keeps looking at the drawing, so.. shrug!

I think blue and red triangles are all he draws. He's making them again.

Bendy and the ink machine fan songs still absolutely slap and if you don't agree I'll be so sad and cry directly at you

oh and not to mention you can wish for MUCH more. It’s basically limitless! You can wish for fame, riches, babes, your own galaxy, or.. your dream wardrobe? I guess? Or all three!!

MY DREAM WARDROBE????? Ey wait...is he like, literally a genie? Or is is like, I gotta do something too? Feels kinda rude to just walk up stick my hand out and tell him to gimmie clothes!

(Tumblr when I wake up early:) 🦗 (Tumblr when I stay up late:) 🦗 (Tumblr when the clock hits noon:) 🦗 (Crickets when:) 🦗

ummm.. both? Ig? One all-time, and one from this pathetic hunk of rock.

ON THIS ROCK, HUMANS. ALL TIME, YOU WOULDNT UNDERSTAND IF I ANSWERED ANYWAY.

i kinda wonder what would happen if you handed him an ipad, would he just turn into an ipad kid or just be confused by it?

I do have a tablet, lemme go grab it

Might me more entertaining for him than listening to me ramble and coloring 😭

I wonder if the tablet would register his weird fingers as touch. That could be a problem..