Omg I Completely Forgot To Mention: The Triangle Dude Is Kind Of Like A Cat, In The Way That, If You

oh and not to mention you can wish for MUCH more. It’s basically limitless! You can wish for fame, riches, babes, your own galaxy, or.. your dream wardrobe? I guess? Or all three!!

MY DREAM WARDROBE????? Ey wait...is he like, literally a genie? Or is is like, I gotta do something too? Feels kinda rude to just walk up stick my hand out and tell him to gimmie clothes!

he is the most powerful dorito in the universe, he might look fine now but thats because he's not at full dorito power. best way to neutralize him is to keep him calm and appeased (not causing a huge fuss). he's probably just studying you also. humans are probably intreging to a all powerful dorito like him

I wonder if dorito is like a slur to him. I think he's more like a corn chip. He doesn't have the seasoned bits of a dorito.

I think he's silly, studying someone as boring like me. It's probably something else!

Do you know the best ways to keep him calm?

hey azure and bill, how has your weekend been? also question for bill, whats your favorite color of flame? just wanting to know purely out of curiosity

Saturday, Bill got tossed around like a toy by Ruger. Today, we've just taken the trash out and nothing else. (...Bill is still a bit banged up.)

A BIT??? I LOOK LIKE IVE BEEN RAN THROUGH A GARBAGE DISPOSAL. ANYWAY. ITS BLUE. OBVIOUSLY. WHY. DONT GIVE ME CURIOSITY CRAP. NOBODY LEARNS SHIT FOR FUN, FREAK.

I'm pissed cause I just went out there to throw something away and he walked up to me head down and I slowly put my hand down to my side for him to sniff and he fucking snarled I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING. WHAT THE FUCK.

how many lang u ages do you know? Which are your favorites?

TOO MANY. NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. YOU WOULDNT BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND MY ANSWER ANYWAY.

hey bill, have you ever listened to sodikken? they make very wierdcore songs. not at all like uncanny but for some reason my brain thought of it while listening to it (i think the thought was already in my mind but was just triggered by it for some reason. don't ask me why, i have no clue). you might like it, its very random.

actually it might be too random. you might be right about my music taste... i usually just steal from others. anyway i recommend listening to redmageddon

IVE LISTENED TO THEM. PARTS OF THEIR SONGS ARE NICE, LYRICS ARE GREAT BUT I LIKE WHEN THE WORDS FIT THE BEAT.

aww, sure you are! Anyways, cause any havoc and I’ll send exactly 685.3 mixtapes of “the world is small forever always” to your exact location. They will play on loop and you’ll have to crush all of them to get them to stop playing

FINE BY ME. FUCK YOU. I LIKE THAT SONG. ILL CAUSE ALL THE HAVOC. ILL BURN THIS WHOLE UNIVERSE TO THE GROUND AND LEAVE NOTHING BUT THIS HOUSE.

so how'd you get here? seven eyes said that our dimension was supposed to be the one "safe" from you

JESSIE ALSO THINKS IM DEAD. SHES NOT THE BRIGHTEST ANYMORE.

Does Tumblr learn your tagging patterns?

I very vividly remember that once I had a dream where I was in some fandom crossover x MLP infection Au and my goal in the dream was to make a deal with Bill to get him to turn everything back to normal. (I was disappointed when I woke up before I could make the deal.)

Anyways so I'd willingly make a deal with Bill. All hail Bill Cipher :3

WHY THE HELL WERE YOU DREAMING ABOUT FRIENDSHIP PONIES.