A Pet Bill Would Be Awesome, You Just Have To Keep Up The Restrictions And Make Sure Nothing Bad Happens(he

He’s done..things.Bad things.with many humans just like you.

all you need to know is,hes bad news.

Oh! Huh, I'm gonna be honest, I just kinda thought he was silly.

Well, to be fair, he can't even open doors right now. So...I think I'm gonna give him the benefit of the doubt. Not total trust, da-doy. But...can't hurt that much just to be a little nice.

i suppose i'll ask bill again since you two seem to be getting more comfortable with each other-

How long do you plan on staying? Like, what's your deal? Is The Axolotl going to come knocking at their door or something?

What happened?

UUGGHH. FINE, I'LL ANSWER. JUST BECAUSE IM TOO TIRED TO BOTHER INSULTING YOU. LONG STORY SHORT, I DONT HAVE TO STAY HERE. I COULD GO ANYWHERE I WANT IF I DONT WREAK HAVOC. THIS PLACE IS JUST EASIER TO HIDE OUT IN.

I'M PRETTY SURE THEY'VE GIVEN UP ON ME. THEY SAID THEY'D CHECK UP ON MY PROGRESS, AND LOOKY HERE. HASNT SHOWN UP ONCE. TYPICAL SALAMANDER LIES.

YOU'RE GETTING NO FURTHER EXPLANATION.

Cmonnn, why not? He’s basically a genie, anyways!! Just shake his hand and ask for better grades or a healed foot, no strings attached!

I'll have you know I'm a straight A student...but....no ankle hurty....I'll consider it

Death of the bachelor is peak who did you get it from or is bill just a fan

AZURE SHOWED IT TO ME.

He's awake! And very frantic!!! He looks kinda scared! Should I feel bad...😭

( @squidflavoredsoup !!!!!)

I don’t think you should push for questions. The other anon might be getting a bit to curious, it’s a bit of a touchy subject with all the trama and it helped him get through a tough time (might be because he was going insane but we don’t mention that)

Oh! Thank God I didn't ask again. Welp, I've got one side telling me he's dangerous and deserves bad and another telling me he got trauma. What did I get myself into 💔

also since your being such a bum about my music taste have a happy song. go listen to my dear friends or edge of the world by beetlebug

WHAT IF I JUST DIDNT

bill, whats your opinion on the song mind is a prison? do you have a favorite song on your playlist so far?

THE DUDE SINGING SOUNDS AWFUL.

DEATH OF A BACHELOR.

I think Bill would like Cards Against Humanity.

I've got a deck, but...sounds like chaos for another time 😓

(Getting eepy. I'll be back around 6 A.M EST!)