Also Since Your Being Such A Bum About My Music Taste Have A Happy Song. Go Listen To My Dear Friends

sooo how’s drawing with the eldritch horror going?

Pretty good I think! We didn't find his bowtie but I think he doesn't really care that much. I drew him, I think he appreciated that. I'm not too sure, but he keeps looking at the drawing, so.. shrug!

I think blue and red triangles are all he draws. He's making them again.

so where do you plan on going while your out anyways (random question bc I’m bored out of my mind)

Honestly I'm just chilling in the backyard... needed me some nature anyway, I think he's waking up..

(Drawing in progress!)

Awww cmon, are you really scared of a triangle? What’s he gonna do, poke ya in the eye with one of his angles? besides, these seemingly innocent symbols he’s drawing COULD be the key to the answers if the universe.. or something.

Fine, geez, I'll ask him again. But only once. Even without being scared it's just common courtesy not to push things!

(damn. i may or may not have been hoping for a reaction based on the lyrics. glad you're not dead though)

you hate me you're so mean :sigh:

Ill admit, it is funny to see his reactions..

both!! Throw a water balloon at him from outside the room and scurry away like a frightened mouse before he can find you!!

Thing is, I don't want my chaise wet...😭

I think what I'm gonna do is let him wake up when I'm gone, and then sneak up and pop a balloon! Maximum sacredness! No clean up!

(I think I'm going to forgo the crack and just say the axolotl healed it before sending him off)

Bill just keeps yelling "DIE DIE DIE STAB STAB STAB" to absolutely nothing I think he's autistic yall

I actually dunno what he likes, food-wise. Maybe chocolate cake! Everyone loves chocolate cake!!

Auugh...I dont have chocolate cake mix..but I do have brownies!

I gave him the art supplies and he calmed down a lot. (Rubbing my hands together like an evil fly) time to start baking

oh we do! We honestly just don’t care lmao. What’re ya gonna do? Kick us in the knee? You’re literally 2’11” buddy. I could step on you on accident and not even notice.

I WILL DESTROY YOUR WIFI ROUTER

wait hold on is he wearing fucking HEELS?

Strangest thing- they keep changing! Earlier they were normal feetsies, and now they look sharp asf. Slaying I guess?? Maybe it's when he's threatened