TODAY I LEARNED WHAT FRENCHING MEANS. AWFUL.

Billy Billy billyyyy~

What if I sand your triangle edges and make them rounded

I. AM. NOT. BILLY! MY NAME IS BILL CIPHER AND I WILL SAND EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR LIMBS TO A NUB.

Lmao you should shake his hand

After last time I don't think I should do anything you people tell me to do...I'm still trapped in the bathroom!!

I lied yall I'll be back at like 2 or 3 in the morning

no, no, don’t be worried! His friends are just as harmless as him!! Sure, they’re a little wild, but, that’s just their way of partying!! Trust me, your going to love them!

I asked him about his friends, and he just stared really long and asked me where *mine* were. Touchy subject I geuss. Yeouch.

if you want to know more about Azure, i'm sure they'd be happy to answer your questions

I DONT WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THEM, I NEED THEIR SECRETS. DIRTY STUFF THAT SHE WOULDNT TELL ME HERSELF. OBVIOUSLY.

This lil guy popped up in my house and refuses to get out of that corner...he hisses at me when I get close, I need my shoes send help

(CREDITS TO @squidflavoredsoup FOR THE IDEA!!)

sooo how’s drawing with the eldritch horror going?

Pretty good I think! We didn't find his bowtie but I think he doesn't really care that much. I drew him, I think he appreciated that. I'm not too sure, but he keeps looking at the drawing, so.. shrug!

I think blue and red triangles are all he draws. He's making them again.

(Theft accusers that have no idea what they're talking about making me feel guilty asf for something that was said to be fine and now I'm second guessing myself :sigh:)

I FOUND OUT HOW TO GET ONTO THE COUNTER. I HAVE KNIVES NOW. BOW BEFORE ME.

Random question for Bill and the Human!

Favourite planet (if any)?

Mine is stupidly specific but it's Saturns moon 'Titan'

Titan is also the only other known planet besides earth to have rivers, lakes and seas on its surface apparently.

MY FAVORITE PLANET IS NONE. ALL OF THEM SUCK.

I think I like Neptune. Pretty shade of blue. Hey, my name is a shade of blue too!

WHATS YOUR NAME ANYWAY?

Took you long enough to ask. I already gave you a hint, how about *you* find out.

(Guesses welcome! If you can geuss it, Bill will geuss correctly. If you cannot, then I'll have to tell him. This will affect the plot! (One hour time!))