I'm So Honk Mimimi Yall

Hey dorito man, do you have a favorite tv show? Have you even ever watched tv before? You would probably like nerd shows like mythbusters or bill nye or theoretical math videos about portals maybe even cat videos.

EW, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I PREFER FAMILY COMEDY. KRAPOPOLIS. THE GREAT NORTH. YOU GET THE PICTURE.

I would like not to be stabbed tyvm Bill. Jeez.

🎀💰 Coquette money ..fine by me

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

bill: What’s a controversial opinion you have that you’d like to share?

MOST OF MY OPINIONS ARE CONTREVERSIAL CONSIDERING I LIKE RIPPING TEETH OUT OF ANIMAL MOUTHS. MOST OF YOU FREAKS LOVE DEAR OLD AXOLOTL, DONTCHA? TAKE THIS FOR CONTREVERSIAL; THAT FRILLY MORON IS GOOD FOR NOTHING BUT CAUSING TROUBLE AND COSMIC ANNOYANCE.

I think Bill would like Cards Against Humanity.

I've got a deck, but...sounds like chaos for another time 😓

IF I GET CALLED BILLY ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO BLOW.

Awww, poor baby. You wanna snack, Billy?

ONLY IF YOU HAVE DORITOS.

so how'd you get here? seven eyes said that our dimension was supposed to be the one "safe" from you

JESSIE ALSO THINKS IM DEAD. SHES NOT THE BRIGHTEST ANYMORE.

One day Bill is going to learn that he can probably win in a fight against my cat and that is the day all hell breaks loose

if he's gonna stay at your house you could probably get him a cardboard box or make him a house out of cardboard, just fill it with soft stuff and he will love it. he likes to hide sometimes but don't let him get to far you know?

I think he's good with sleeping on the chaise, but ill re-set up the cat box for him so he has options. Good idea!

PAUSE. DONT CALL ME BILLY.

Ew. Looks like an anon has a crush on you Billy boy

EW WHAT WHO???? EW. WHAT???