What Has The Goober Done This Time?

Favorite shows? (Again, for both of you)

FAMILY COMEDIES. I LIKE KRAPOPOLIS.

Take a geuss (I'll give you a hint...I themed a whole blog around a character from it 🤐)

he’s powerful, but absolutely nothing to worry about!!

ooh also!! Maybe you should buy him new shoes? I hear he likes Velcro!!

He's so tiny, and his feet are weird shaped! They also seem to turn more heel like sometimes. I don't think any shoes I buy would be able to fit him right all the time. He's a strange one!!

I feel like I should clarify, while I am a minor, the me in the Bill blog is an adult! (Opens more opportunity for plot.)

I'm so honk mimim

Awww cmon, are you really scared of a triangle? What’s he gonna do, poke ya in the eye with one of his angles? besides, these seemingly innocent symbols he’s drawing COULD be the key to the answers if the universe.. or something.

Fine, geez, I'll ask him again. But only once. Even without being scared it's just common courtesy not to push things!

TSA would probably put you in the food disposal

FUCK OFF. WHAT THE HELL EVEN IS A MOOT YOU BARELY SENTIENT BAG OF PEAS

it’s probably because an axolotl sent him to therapy/prison.

Oh oof skill issue tbf

sounds like him, the lil cheater. just cause he can bend the rules of reality doesn't mean he can ignore the rules of chess, he's so silly sometimes

he's still pouting about how he lost!! I had to give him an apology brownie. Silly Billy.

Hey Bill, you should listen to Lemon Demon, specifically When He Died o& Lifetime Achievement Award

DONT LIKE WHEN HE DIED. LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD IS GREAT. THANKS I GEUSS.

ummm.. both? Ig? One all-time, and one from this pathetic hunk of rock.

ON THIS ROCK, HUMANS. ALL TIME, YOU WOULDNT UNDERSTAND IF I ANSWERED ANYWAY.