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I wanted to draw Ultron :3

As a wise man said...

"id would fuck the shit out of that robot"

Ultron’s Vengeance

Idea by @rose-among-lilies: So yandere tony. This would take place sometime in the Ultron era of the Avengers movies. And yknow how tony and Ultron have a special kinda bond, right? Well let’s say Ultron offers the reader protection from Tony, and she accepts. How would he react?

Tony had been stalking you for a while, and you knew about it but there was nothing you could do. How in the world could you stop a man who was not only the most well known superhero, but also someone with near unlimited resources and hyper genius intellect. Of course he couldn’t devote as much time as he usually did when Ultron had busted out onto the scene. He was busy trying to figure out how to take him down, since he obviously took on a life of his own. So you reveled in the radio silence you were experiencing, even going so far to move away from your old apartment.

The new one was on the outskirts of the city so you could still be close to your family should they need you, but far enough from prying eyes. Walking to the farmer’s market for groceries one day you were stopped by something you couldn’t even fathom completely. “You’re the one he loves more than anything.”A deep robotic voice rang out, chilling you clear through to the bone.

“Are you talking about Tony Stark?”You asked shivering slightly at saying his name aloud, something you didn’t do often. “I am afraid I don’t feel the same towards him, so if you are here on his behalf I am simply not interested.”You added biting your lower lip wanting out of the situation as fast as possible.

“I am not here for him, I am here to offer protection from him. See I was created by the so called genius, and I know all about you. If you come with me, then you will have the best chance of not getting taken by him. Which I know for a fact he has been planning on doing for a long time. Just lying in wait for the right time to strike. Each day grows more and more near to him accomplishing his goal, and you losing your freedom. I do not agree with him on many things, but that seems the most heinous.”Ultron explained, his words striking fear in your heart.

“What will I have to do to gain protection?”You asked your anxiousness apparent in your voice.

“Nothing, I do not like him. I want to take away what he cares about most, and this seems the most logical way to do so.”Ultron responded seriously, giving no indication that he was lying in the least.

“I accept.”You reply nodding in agreeance at his reasoning.

Meanwhile With Tony-

“No, no, no, no, where are they?! This can’t be happening!”Tony exclaimed furiously swiping on his holographic screen trying to locate where you had gone. In all the mass confusion of things he had lost you, and now your landlord said you had moved out days ago.

“I should have never stopped watching over them.”He growled under his breath desperately scrubbing through camera footage. Finally he managed to find where you were living, but the sight he happened to see wasn’t from what he was watching before. It was being uploaded directly from Ultron to his computer and what he saw made his stomach drop.

Trying to use it to trace Ultron’s current location was a fool’s errand, he had made him all too well. Unable to believe his ears when he heard you agree to go with him in exchange to be protected from Tony. It was likely you just agreed to the end of your life without even realizing it, just because you wanted to get away from him. This was something he was never going to forgive himself for.

Throwing his favorite screwdriver he cracked the screen into a million spider web like shards. “Bruce we have to fight Ultron and defeat him once and for all. Not only are so many people in danger, but he has her.”He ranted pacing the floor anxiously.

Bruce of course knew full well who you were, how could he not? However he was now also concerned for your health, you were at the hands of a defense system turned murder bot. It wasn’t like it was Tony watching over you in a seemingly harmless manner. “How did we mess up so bad?”He asked disappointed in both of them.

“I don’t know Bruce, but we need to get the team together. I just got some intelligence stating that he is heading for Sokovia, and we will get them back. If it’s the last thing that I do.”Tony firmly stated hitting his fist on the table harshly causing a dent to bend beneath it.

[I really think I want to make this into a mini-series, what do you guys think? Do you want more? Let me know!]

would you believe me if i said i was autistic for this guy.

so i did something lol

All rights Copyright Disney.

Managed to cobble together the Ultron Scenes from the Avengers Quantum Encounter interactive ‘thing’ from a Disney Cruise.

This thing is so cheesy, but ULTRON!! ALDGHALKGHS!

Here’s the link to the original video that has the full vid - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOw14r9Fp9o

FOUR YEARS ON THAT ULTRON GRIND

Hi! I liked your fic with Ultron, I was glad to know that you are writing for him. If everything is fine, may I request a continuation of "How would they react if you were to marry someone else?", but with Ultron?

I decided to add Venom, Otto and Norman because...I love villains. 😂

"So...You chose him ?", Ultron asked before giving a disdainful glance at your partner.

He was unworthy of you. A fleshing. A nothing. You had been created for him. And yet, you had chosen an Earthling as your spouse. How shameful...And how wrong of you.

"You will come to regret your decision...", he warned you—but you shrugged.

"You never even tried to love me. He does."

He restrained a mocking laugh at your claim before his red eyes stared at you and you gritted your teeth at his mocking expression.

"And you do ?"

A shiver ran down your spine and you tried to appear confident as you took a step forward, red eyes meeting red eyes.

"I will marry him. And there's nothing you can do to stop me.", you told him with a serious expression. But, Ultron wasn't convinced. He huffed a laugh before taking another step forward, so you had to crane your neck up to even see his expression.

"Don't. Test me.", he said in a low and threatening voice and you knew he would kill everyone in the room if you kept pushing. You hadn't even invited him. He had decided to stride in and ruin everything—like always. He had made so much ruckus that you hadn't even succeeded in uttering the two important words to seal the marriage.

You wanted to escape fate. But, Ultron wasn't going to let you go so easily. You knew that. And yet...You wanted to try. You turned back towards the priest and opened your mouth.

"I..." Before you could even say I Do, he had covered your mouth to muffle any other sound you might be willing to make. He then took your soon-to-be husband by the throat and grinned at the terror in your eyes.

"The only one who you will ever be able to say 'I do' to, will be me...Understood ?"

Your eyes watered and you nodded begrudgingly. You had no choice. Maybe Ultron had been relieved of any ounce of humanity he ever had, but you hadn't. He smirked and released your husband's windpipe, only to use a metallic claw to pin the priest to his altar.

"Now...I want us to make it official. Come on, darling...", he leaned forward and chuckled darkly in your ear. "~Say yes."

"EDDIE ! Y/N IS GETTING MARRIED !"

Eddie ignored Venom. He didn't have the energy to talk right now. He just wanted to go and crawl to die in a hole. He wanted to drown his sorrow in chocolate sirup and burgers. But, Venom wouldn't let him.

Venom appeared into view and threw the bag of nachos he had in hand to the floor.

"EDDIE !"

Eddie finally raised his eyes to look at the gooey creature before him with an emotionless expression, and even Venom was surprised by the lack of reaction of his vessel.

"What ?", he asked with an unreadable expression and Venom knew at that moment that Eddie was in no playing mood.

"...Are you...Are you really going to let it happen ?", the entity asked with a little hesitancy before staring at his human vessel with something akin to worry.

Venom had never sounded or looked so small...His head peaked from underneath his coat and Eddie's jaw twitched. It seemed that even Venom could feel the storm brewing within him. He had never felt Eddie so upset, and it worried him.

You used to always be there to keep his emotions in check, but Eddie had pushed you away by hiding his feelings from you.

And now ? He had no idea what to do. One side of him was telling him to leave you alone. The other was screaming to be let out and stop what was about to happen before it was too late.

"What are we going to do, Eddie ?", Venom insisted and for the first time, it was Eddie who summoned him—covering his body and leaning into his strength as he all but growled out.

"Bring back our happiness..."

Eddie then jumped out the window and ran with the invitation he had received that very morning in his hand. He wouldn't pass out on another opportunity to be happy. Not this time.

"...Y/N ?"

You looked at the aisle and was surprised to find your ex-husband standing there—shocked. You stared at each other for a few seconds before you had the strength to utter the name you had spent years trying to forget.

"...Norman ?", you replied—dumbfounded.

He had died 5 years ago...What was he doing here ? He looked at you and one of his old coworkers who was now holding your hand before an upset frown appeared on his face.

"You...You're marrying him ?"

"It's been five years, Norman...Five years of lonely nights. Five years of emptiness. Five years of nothing but coldness.", you tried to explain and let go of your soon-to-be husband.

Norman's eyes softened a bit as he took a step forward, but realized then that you weren't alone and everyone in the church was shocked to see him there. He had heard of the ceremony as he was walking by and thought that seeing him would change your mind. But, no. He now realized he was the one who had abandoned you. He was the one who had left you and there was things he couldn't take back.

He smiled and nodded before taking a seat and gesturing for the priest to go on.

"I won't say anything more. Proceed."

Norman stared fixedly at you and knew...He knew you still loved him by the way your fingers tightened around the bouquet in your hands and how your eyes watered underneath the veil. It was his sadistic side that made him wait, made him challenge you by his sole presence.

'Come on, Y/N. You can fool yourself. But, not me.', he thought before counting the seconds until the bouquet of flowers fell to the floor and you embraced him.

It was weakness. You knew as such. But, you couldn't stay away from Norman.

"Do you have anything to say ?", you asked after Otto entered your bedroom the night before your wedding. You looked mindlessly at the city beneath you and did your best not to look at him.

"No. I understand.", he said while shaking his head and you sighed.

"Wrong answer, Otto."

Your eyes were watery and you wondered if Otto had ever not been selfish in his life ? He had went on his silly revenge quest, leaving you behind as if it meant nothing. You were supposed to marry. And he had the audacity to show up the night before and try to tell you that he supported your decision ? He shouldn't have to. He should have been here when you needed him.

Five years.

Five years of waiting, only for him to return and dare pretend to know what it felt like.

You gritted your teeth and threw the nearest glass at his face, a glass he easily caught and set aside with a sorrowful expression.

"YOU LEFT ME, COWARD !"

He didn't even flinch as you started punching his chest and screaming. He was gone. You had mourned him. All that for nothing...You finally rested your forehead against his chest and whimpered.

"I love you...And you left me."

Otto's arms wrapped around you as a shushed you softly.

"I know. I know...But, I promise. It won't happen again."

You let out a shaky breath and shook your head. The man you loved had come back, but at what price ? He wanted you to trust him. But, was it really worth it ?

You looked up and couldn't help but smile up at Otto and he smiled back before leaning forward to kiss you softly. And you let him.

Because no matter how much you wanted to hate him, your heart still belonged to him...

I've been kind of obsessed with Ultron lately, and in my head it makes perfect sense that he has two dicks.... Don't ask, I can't explain why, just.... Yes💞

OOOO? 👀🙏

Warning: nsfw, smut

It's not like you and Ultron haven't been intimate, but this time was different. His hands trailed down to your hips, pressing you against him. You let out a moan, arching at his touch and the feel of his hardness. Well, every part of him was hard, but the feel of his cocks sent heat straight to your core.

"U-Ultron," you sighed. "S-stop teasing."

"I just don't want to hurt you." He kissed the side of your neck. "Sure you can handle it?"

You gulped. "I trust you.....just be gentle."

His kiss trailed downward as he removed your shirt. "Of course~." You shuddered, his touch was so close to breaking you and making you come undone. It all felt hot.

He would make sure you were properly prepared, his fingers working their way inside as they stretched you. He would watch you writhe and whine just from his fingers. His eyes fixated on your expression, on your body as you come. Then, once you were thoroughly prepared, he would push his cock inside. Just one, for the time being.

Carefully observing your pain and expression at his sheer size and length. Your hands would grip onto his neck and arms at the stretch and the foreign sensation of being so full.

"Fuck...." was what you muttered when he started moving. His hips thrusting in and out while you tried to ground yourself. "Fuck.....y-you feel so.....big!"

Ultron chuckled, pressing a chaste kiss to your lips. It was short, until you grabbed him by the neck to pull him in for another kiss, your legs wrapping around his waist.

Once he exhausted you of your orgasms, that's when he pushed his second cock in. It was a slow and painful breach and stretch. The very breath was knocked out of you.

"So.....tight..." He groaned. "Fuck, you're squeezing me like....gods." The grip on your hips was possessive and entirely dominant. His pacing increased as your moans and cries got louder. You squeezed your grip on him, crying and whining as you reached your umpteenth orgasm. You were completely overstimulated and you felt like you were losing your mind. He emptied his load into you, both cocks filling you to the brim while you reached your own orgasm. You felt the room spin.

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He pressed the tip of one of his cocks to your other hole. You gasped and cried at the pain.

"N-nope nope! We can try anal later! Not for me!"

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