me, at like 1 am. sleep deprived: Why does Minerva have glasses?
also me: does it matter?
me: yes! Artemis doesnt have glasses, and he's in front of a computer screen all day
me: ok..
me: so why doesn't he need glasses and Minerva does?
me: she doesn't eat her carrots? I dunno. Go to bed.
me: i bet ARTEMIS doesn't eat his veggies, though
me: he probably does. Minerva doesn't because her dad won't force her. Or maybe she doesn't actually need glasses, and they're for looking even smarter. Happy?
me: OR Artemis needs glasses, and he's invented some solution so he doesn't have to wear anything like glasses or contacts. Or maybe he is wearing special contacts that-
me: SHUT IT AND GO TO BED!
bar exam is the test to become a lawyer
Ah ty
I’m sorry, is anyone else getting mom vibes from Pixal? Like I can totally imagine one of the ninja asking her where something is and her pointing it out without looking up from her computer. No? Just me? Ok.
Prof. Sycamore: Alain! I can’t find Mairin! She raced ahead onto the path and now she’s disappeared.
Alain: Just find the closest bump in the road and look to the side. She probably fell into a bush.
Welcome to Ninjago Afterlife Express. Please get on your assigned train. For those of you who don’t know which platform;
If you have died of an illness, head to platform 1.
If you have died of serpentine or skeleton warriors, head to platform 2.
If you have died of an overgrown snake, head to platform 3.
If you have died of corrupted machinery, head to platform 4.
If you have died of ghosts or a giant physical realm, head to platform 5.
If you have died of ancient pirates or floating chunks of land, that ‘never happened.’ Please exit the station. Have fun living.
If you have died of more snake people, head to platform 6.
If you have died of a biker gang, head to platform 7.
If you have died of a giant moving statue, head to platform 8.
If you have died of a collapsing building, head to platform 9.
If you have died of another giant snake or evil realm, head to platform 10.
And if you died of natural causes, you aren’t from Ninjago, faker.
We have:
Rainbow colored teenage mutant ninja turtles with magical powers
Sneeple
Evil dad that loves son
Moving statues that have bricks for brains
Robot ninja that had a terrible father and didn't teach them how to aim
Robot love
Ice boy traumatized by death
Weird out-of-nowhere love triangles
a n g s t
Too little robot love fluff
Magical people using magical powers
People who want to become sneeple
Ice boy kidnapped by people who want to become sneeple
Ghosts
Monster that houses said ghosts
Genies- no i mean Djins
Half robot man tries to take apart innocent ice boy for parts
Gay time travelers
Sexy snake ladies
Piles of snakes try to take apart ice boy
Vengeful orphan
Dads that treat their kids like trash
Weird monster also with bricks for brains
World of Big dragons and Scary boogymen
One snake lady dominates city
Later said snake lady gets defeated by smol wholesome ice boy
Snake lady sends ice boy back in time to a new dimension
Ooo a new video game- Whoops you're a cube to make a portal from the game world to the real world
Local half robot man kidnaps robot ice boy, uses him as a power source
Invitation of birthday party, ends slavery.
Artemis Fowl/Fowl Twins
Fablehaven/Dragonwatch
Funjungle
Harry Potter
Kane Chronicles
Keeper of the Lost Cities
Magnus Chase
Mr. Lemoncello’s Library
Mysterious Benedict Society
Ninjago
Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus
Pokémon/Pokespe
Sailor Moon
Spy School
Star Wars
Wings of Fire
Guys my mom is making us have a FORMAL Easter dinner. I have 7yo and 9yo brothers. I have to wear a dress and heels in my own house. help
💚❤️🧡💙🤍🖤💜
After roughly a year in production, featuring a total of 124 contributors, 97 Artists, 25 Writers and 2 Cosplayers…bringing us to a total of 365 pages…we are very ecstatic and proud to announce the official release of Ninja Never Quit: A Tenth Anniversary Ninjago Fanzine.
The Tenth Anniversary Zine is interactive. This means when you click on a piece it should take you to the creators social media page! Please show each of them love and support for all their hard work!
This was my (Mod S’s) first time leading a community project and despite it being exhausting and causing me many nights of stress…in the end it was well worth it. Thank all of you for a wonderful (and chaotic) past year, thank you for all of your hard work as you all came together to produce all these fabulous pieces. You all did amazing. I cant wait to see some of you in the next one ;)
Now…without further ado…
The zine may be viewed for free using the links below!
We hope you enjoy it :D
~ NNQ Team
Some people spend hours working on amazing fan art drawings. I spend hours working on crappy fanart sketches that I never actually post. #goals
I do quotes, drawings, memes, oneshots, requests, etc. for 15+ fandoms. My previous accounts are: yesmagentaflower, elementalmasters, and wings-of-fire42. Find me on wattpad @yesmagentaflower
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