"My Fav Has A Huge Ass!-" My Fav Is Flat As Fuck. My Fav Has Nothing Back There. My Fav Is Fucking Concave.

whatcha doing if i pull up and look at you like this

as a girl i love to be normal and

Rip Jackie Taylor you would have loved crying to “good luck, babe!” by chappell roan and not knowing why.

Rip Shauna Shipman you would have loved sobbing to “good luck, babe!” and knowing exactly why

I'm sorry, but I will NEVER believe that any ace attorney character is buff enough to have a six pack. It's just not happening

I love how House MD episodes have these side plots where House is examining these random patients and every time it's some stupid shit, like yeah there's a patient with this extremely complicated case and we need to figure out a diagnosis but we can't ignore the guy with AN MP3 PLAYER UP HIS ASS in Exam Room One

I wish we had more time together. Oh, time means nothing. Jeremy Bearimy, baby. We'll just get through this. And then you and I can chill out in the dot of the i forever. Right.

THE GOOD PLACE | 3.12

lottienat having the most picturesque sunset beach walk 🫧🐚𓇼

House MD was crazy for having their mc be an autistic bisexual depressed disabled drug addict who canonically self harms and experienced abuse AND was in a doomed codependent toxic yaoiship with his repressed homosexual bestie