Yjism - D !!

ignore how they’re arguing in all of these..

House s2 e17, All In, fills me with primal animalistic lust because why do they all look so good

GOD DAMNNNN

”wait- i die??”

van my love oh my god.

her entire existence really is media. it’s all a performance. shes watching her life through the television and reacting to the plot twists as an onlooker. and she dies at the end. the twist is that she dies at the end and now she’s watching herself die and fuck it’s just so real.

if i think long and hard about it, the ships i often gravitate towards to aren’t normal. if the two aren’t soulmates, if i don’t see some sort of body horror between them, like sharing their whole being with another, being able to morph into each other, being unable to separate because of unhealthy amounts of codependency, then i don’t want it. i’m out

watching yellowjackets for the first time why did that girl fuck her friends boyfriend even tho she’s like obvi a lesbian 😭

THE GOOD PLACE | 2.12

Bonus:

Nat’s commitment to the grunge aesthetic is next level because she just cannibalized her teammate last night and is now hiking for miles to hide the scraps of left of the body and girlie still makes sure to rock a lil smokey black eyeliner for the occasion

“jackie taylor and shauna shipman were in love” i say into the microphone. the audience responds with a chorus of boos.

i see someone in the front row pull a tomato out to throw.

“wait!” says a voice from the back.

“she’s right!” the voice calls, silencing the jeering crowd. i look over through the haze- It’s Melanie Lynskey.

Bruce: Vance and I are adopting a kid

Griffin: oh that’s great-

Vance, slamming adoption papers down: it’s you, sign here