“jackie taylor and shauna shipman were in love” i say into the microphone. the audience responds with a chorus of boos.
i see someone in the front row pull a tomato out to throw.
“wait!” says a voice from the back.
“she’s right!” the voice calls, silencing the jeering crowd. i look over through the haze- It’s Melanie Lynskey.
hey coach, sorry we cannibalized your team captain. in our defense, her pregnant gf said that's what she wanted and we are running out of meat rations and our developing bodies need nourishment. no, I get that it was absolutely terrifying to witness teenagers devour their former leader who was a symbol for societal expectation so voraciously and with such excitement, but you gotta understand we're hungry and the wilderness slow-roasted her to perfection. also you're probably next. xo.
HELTER SKELTER ヘルタースケルター (2012) dir. Mika Ninagawa
The Good Place 4x12 | A Man On The Inside 1x6
I'm in desperate need of a forehead kiss and being tugged under someone's chin while cuddling
taissa texts in giant single messages and scares the shit out of van with it every time making her think it's a breakup message or something (she just asked van about her day and asked to buy milk) while van texts
like
this
with
just
one
word
for every
message
and drives taissa crazy with the sound of the notifications and how long it takes her to tell tai something
it's a good thing they are so in love because otherwise they would've killed each other loooong time ago
I MISS THEM SO MUCH.
prbly been done before but
more inner peace. more success. more abundance. unexpected blessings. genuine souls + divine connections. happiness. prosperity. mental clarity. health and wellness. divine + spiritual guidance. constant growth. wisdom. consecutive wins. more love. all love unconditionally.
any hate on lisa cuddy is purely sexism, she wasn't annoying she just didn't want her doctors committing medical war crimes
call me “pretty girl” and i will combust. don’t play with my life like that