Hey Coach, Sorry We Cannibalized Your Team Captain. In Our Defense, Her Pregnant Gf Said That's What

Do you ever just crave someone? Feel starving for them?

the hottest shes ever looked i fear !!

mentally a living corpse

THE GOOD PLACE | 2.12

Bonus:

me and my bsf the moment the teacher looks at us in class:

i want a pretty girl to kisses me on the top of my head and on my forehead and on my nose and on my cheeks and on my hands and lots and lots of them. just kiss me plz

i want someone to go after phoenix's stupid ass with his magatama and i want him to have like 250 psyche-locks and every time one breaks 10 more appear

i think if i girl called me a cute nickname right now i might actually melt

“hi baby” would have the affect on me as a lobotomy

early seasons of House MD are so precious to me. House shifts between being prickly and doing soft little things because he hasn’t refined his persona into a suit of armor yet. Cuddy manages to be gorgeous in the most dubious pantsuits imaginable, Wilson is written like a two-dimensional female side-character who’s only there to show cleavage (aka cheekbone) and then leave. Foreman is ready to fight House on his very first day of work and Cameron still thinks she can change the moral trajectory of everyone around her through sheer perseverance. Chase is there to be Australian and have Catholic issues and daddy issues and malpractice issues and blackmail issues.