I Want An S/o But Everyone I Know Is A Total Douche Bag And Refuses To Interact With Me. I Need Love

Hobie. Hobes. Hobers

I’ve been just breaking down all week and idk what lies ahead because I’ve never been this low

Also this twitter doodle dump which is just… 90% bokuroo

Can you imagine what gen z lord of the flies would have been like?

Like seriously though I cant imagine that being anything but fucking hilarious.

"No grown ups!" Ralph yelled excitedly.

"Dude how shitty were your parent?" Piggy replied.

*Ralph tells everyone about Piggy being called well, Piggy*

"Ralph why did you do that?"

"Better Piggy than Fatty."

"What the fuck dude both of those are shit names."

"I should be cheif!" Jack said with a simple arrogance. "I'm lead chorister and head boy, I can ing C sharp!"

"How the fuck is that relevant?" Ralph asked shooting him a confused look.

Simon stroked Ralph's arm shyly.

"Yo dude that's gay as fuck." Jack said jokingly.

Simon laughed and then shot finger guns at him. "Hella."

Ralph repeated Simon's actions aswell.

Simon held the conch and spoke quietly.

"What if there isnt a beast? What if... what if its only-"

"-JOHN SCENA!!!DODODODODO" Maurice interrupted.

"This is my hermit crab. He's the fastest so I named him Naruto." Maurice said holding up a small crab in the palm of his hands.

"Where were you! Simon has been the only one helping me with the shelters!" Ralph said angrily.

"We needed meat!" Jack replied.

"Will you two stop yelling about vore for five minutes and help me!?" Simon asked, irritatedly.

"My name is Roger, I wish I were dead. My happiness only comes from the pain of others. No one understands me."

"Okay edgelord, how about you get your head out of 2006 and help out." Ralph said, not batting an eye.

If I think of more ima reblof this post with it

The Addams Family // 1964

you know what’s funny? when i tell people i have low empathy and they start telling me i don’t. like. if my faked concern i express in order to not be percieved as a bitch seemed genuine to you i’m sorry. sincere apologies (not)

some sort of love poem

smth to cheer me up aahh and happy new years btw!!! thank you for your support and love as always :3

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m