The Real Reason I Always Tuck My Feet Under The Covers At Night Is So That Tarantino Can't Get Me

bunnies in crime

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im pushing the dick grayson wears earrings agenda

Can you imagine what gen z lord of the flies would have been like?

Like seriously though I cant imagine that being anything but fucking hilarious.

"No grown ups!" Ralph yelled excitedly.

"Dude how shitty were your parent?" Piggy replied.

*Ralph tells everyone about Piggy being called well, Piggy*

"Ralph why did you do that?"

"Better Piggy than Fatty."

"What the fuck dude both of those are shit names."

"I should be cheif!" Jack said with a simple arrogance. "I'm lead chorister and head boy, I can ing C sharp!"

"How the fuck is that relevant?" Ralph asked shooting him a confused look.

Simon stroked Ralph's arm shyly.

"Yo dude that's gay as fuck." Jack said jokingly.

Simon laughed and then shot finger guns at him. "Hella."

Ralph repeated Simon's actions aswell.

Simon held the conch and spoke quietly.

"What if there isnt a beast? What if... what if its only-"

"-JOHN SCENA!!!DODODODODO" Maurice interrupted.

"This is my hermit crab. He's the fastest so I named him Naruto." Maurice said holding up a small crab in the palm of his hands.

"Where were you! Simon has been the only one helping me with the shelters!" Ralph said angrily.

"We needed meat!" Jack replied.

"Will you two stop yelling about vore for five minutes and help me!?" Simon asked, irritatedly.

"My name is Roger, I wish I were dead. My happiness only comes from the pain of others. No one understands me."

"Okay edgelord, how about you get your head out of 2006 and help out." Ralph said, not batting an eye.

If I think of more ima reblof this post with it

Well, it’s officially 2020 and I’m still listening to mid-century Chinese pop

back arch..

[id: It’s two drawings of Geto lying on white covers. In the first, his back arching off of them, pressing his shoulders into the duvet. His eyes are shut tight with tears slipping out from under them. There are hickeys littering his neck and chest, along with an x-shaped scar and top surgery scars. His right hand is tightly gripping onto barely visible white hair. In the second, he is partially on his knees with his stomach pressed to the duvet. A pale hand (Gojo’s) is pressed against his ass over the end of the large dragon tattoo on his back. His eyes are half lidded and there’s a tear running down his nose. Hickeys are visible on his neck and saliva drips from his parted lips. /end id]

Her face so says "I fucked your wife"