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Hi my name is Albus Dark’ness Dementia Ebony Way

GUYS GUYS WHAT IF HOL UP WHAT IF

ALBUS IS SECRETLY EBONY DARKNESS DEMENTIA RAVEN WAY’S KID

Think about it he was born in 2006

My immortal takes place around that time and Ebony and vampire (Harry ) hooked up

And from what I vaguely remember first of all Harry has a womb

And like as the fic goes on we see him less

And then when do see him he’s more emotional

Also as the fic goes on we see darkness(Ginny ) less and like what if it’s a Glinda situation like Albus likes her more cause she raised him as a baby

They also have a lot in common personality wise

They both have the same taste

"How about you totally go fuck yourself with your foot, I'm sure it would fit all the way up that giant fucking asshole of yours!"

when you realize you're the male side hoe

Okay hear me out

I’ve been working in this for a few days now and I want someone’s opinion

A Higurashi-Hetalia au fanfic where Canada snaps cuz of how his family (and essentially everyone else) gives him shit and he pulls a Shion and goes on a bloodbath.

Another America Hetalia Headcanon @musicalyeetreblr encouraged me to post:

If America had son, he would name him after Davie and try his absolute hardest give him the happiest childhood possible. However, once this kid reaches his teen years, he’d have an extremely rebellious phase and foster a strong hatred for his dad. America would be absolutely heartbroken because he named this kid after someone he loved deeply and instead he’s been met with rejection. It’s as if he’s become distant to Davie all over again.

oh mein gyatt

Can we add Ordinary Man to the pride flag plz????

“i’m gay” “i’m straight” okay?? i’m an ordinary man???? who desires nothing more than just the ordinary chance to live exactly as he likes??? and do precisely what he wants?????????

Hetalia Headcanon: America can speak French and does so without much hassle when he needs to. However this rarely if ever happens because France and Canada absolutely hate it. He speaks Louisiana French specifically, which sounds so foreign and divergent to the both of them, meaning they think America’s French is crappy and inferior to their own.

IRL side note from someone who actually studies Linguistics:

No dialect is naturally superior to another. People are just discriminatory assholes

I’m way too obsessed with this template

HOLY FUCK AO3 IS THE FUCKING GOAT ITS ABOUT TIME

DRA GOT ITS OWN AO3 FANDOM LISTING YAAAAY- forgive me user subscribers if me switching em all over notifies you i really hope it doesn’t. BUT AO3 DRA WOOOOOOO-

taking this out of the reblogs of my last post @deez-no-relation because I think it's important and its own thought.

There isn't any place similar to Tumblr on the internet. Here and now is the last shreds of an internet that was, an internet that could exist without monetization. An internet that lasted through so many ~pivots to video~, an internet that is text and gif and photo first. An internet that is driven by serendipity and the impetus of the user to do the searching, the digging, the work that is just handed to you by algorithms on other sites for the purpose of better advertising to you.

The best part about Tumblr is the reason why it can't monetize and I have been hitting up against this wall for literal years. There's magic here because it's one of the places that hasn't been overrun by ads. Every social site's business model relies on those midrolls, prerolls, in between story slides, because the money is what keeps them running.

Someone joked about making Tumblr a UNESCO World Heritage site and honestly? That's where my brain goes, too. Tumblr is a library. Tumblr is a museum. Tumblr is a third place. Tumblr is where people can go to be inspired and go feral over shit they love and indulge in passion and process their shit. How do you monetize that safely?

@taylorswift honestly this is your moment to bankroll Tumblr and save the internet (just kidding....) (unless.....)

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I’m way too obsessed with this template

I got @musicalyeetreblr into Higurashi and I feel so proud of myself and now this is the shit they got me doing

remember when teachers would tell you to fold paper hamburger or hotdog style. kind of sounds like some fake shit but just another example of burger centric american thinking

hate J K Rowling button. love asexuals button.

Okay I saw ur rant earlier on ur Instagram and lowkey this book sounds like trash, but it gave me a stupid idea that I might reflect on later and view as trash. Just hear me out on this AU.

So Henry Higgins is obviously a proud bachelor (and certified virgin), but one day he answers the door to see a random woman at his doorstep and she drops off this young boy at his house who she claims is his son. Apparently she says that had a one night stand 13 years back and he is the product of that hookup. Whether or not this is true, it doesn’t really matter cuz this boy apparently is headstrong in this belief that Henry is his father and he’s been eagerly awaiting the day he could meet him. He’s clearly not been raised in an affluent household but he’s also claimed to have studied his father’s work whenever he can and is clearly trying to put his best (albeit imperfect) posh accent possible.

Henry thinks this is stupid and doesn’t want to raise this boy, so he plans on shipping him off to boarding school, but Pickering convinces him to instead take the boy under his wing since he’s seems to have taught himself a thing or two about Linguistics, so he has potential. Also like, come on now, they can’t just abandon him like a dick. This boy holds and innocent and unconditional love for his supposed father and seems willing to learn whatever from him.

Henry reluctantly keeps the boy, and the rest of the story would follow Henry essentially taking on a new apprentice while also learning how to be an actually good parent and treat his son well. Pickering of course is the more level-headed guardian who naturally dares well with kids while he teaches Henry to eventually come around and show some appreciation to his son, even if his attempts at doing are awkward and prudish at first.

first of all, just to clarify, i am naturally a massive hater so my opinion’s 100% not god! the book is quite good in some respects. besides Henry Higgins’ Illegitimate Fucking Baby, i mostly DNFed it over its questionable handling of its trans character, and also the weird classist undertones and stereotypes that seemed to litter every other page. i’m sure it’s plenty of peoples’ cup of tea, just not mine!

second off, somehow i didn’t clock that we were insta moots until now... you’ve seen and heard WAY TOO MUCH. spray bottle /j

ASIDE FROM ALL THAT, THAT’S AN ADORABLE CONCEPT. it reminds me of @/freddy-eynsford-hills-cuck-chair‘s (i don’t wanna bug em with a tag lol, but if you’re reading this, hi!!!!) au about henry, eliza, and pick all raising a child together,,, i feel like it’d be so interesting for henry to have to deal with someone less mature than himself for once in his life. eliza was one thing but a preteen is, like, another kettle of fish… i think he would suck in objectively the funniest ways possible. i actually had an au in my brain where he and pickering were highschool teachers/uni lecturers because i love that trope to death, but i fear i can’t start talking about that because i Will Not Shut Up <\3

i know you put the kid at like 12ish, but the concept of Henry The Bad Dad dealing with a CHILD-child gripped me so fucking suddenly after reading this ask, so apologies that none of these shitty little doodles technically apply to the specific headcanon you mentioned. they were funny in my head </3 i hope you like em anyway. uno reverse, now you gotta hear ME out… see MY vision…!

I wonder who he's looking at 🤭

Spamano

I used to have this Buckingham plush that i used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the time 😭😭😭i used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud

Killing him

what I think will happen if I message my mutuals

I HAV DECIDID 2 PUTT MAH SUPPERT BHIND STRANJE EONS EN DA DASHCON BALPET FITE, DA MUPET JOKR ES A PRP AND HATS DA GOFFIKS BUT STRENGE IS GOFFUK ENDD HAS SUPRTED MAH WERK! I PUT MEH WHOLE GOFFEK POWR WIT U STRANG U BETR NOT LUSE LIK A POZEUR, AVNGE US GOFFIKS!1!1!!1!!!1!!!!!!!!

ANYHOO ME AND DRAKO AND WELLOW (LUV U GERL FANGZ 4 BEING GOFFIK) AND BLODY MARY WELL BE WACHING AS A GOFFIK DUBLE D8!!!!!1!!1!!! ELL B WARING MEH MCR CORSET WIT A BLUD RED MINI DRESS AND HOT TOPEK BONDEGE PENTS END EM DOIN MEH MAK UP LIK DA MUZIC VIDO 4 HELLNA

GUD LUK STANGE!!!!1!1!!1!!1!

Me when you hear about my newest blorbo

I may be obsessed with this meme template

Ur fucking with me AINT NO WAY THIS IS ACTUALLY U MUSICALYEETRE

i feel bad for all the times I've made fun of Henry Higgins cuz @yorobu convinced he is lowkey peak alpha linguist

@musicalyeetreblr this u?

Kwíf