Remember When Teachers Would Tell You To Fold Paper Hamburger Or Hotdog Style. Kind Of Sounds Like Some

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Another America Hetalia Headcanon @musicalyeetreblr encouraged me to post:

If America had son, he would name him after Davie and try his absolute hardest give him the happiest childhood possible. However, once this kid reaches his teen years, he’d have an extremely rebellious phase and foster a strong hatred for his dad. America would be absolutely heartbroken because he named this kid after someone he loved deeply and instead he’s been met with rejection. It’s as if he’s become distant to Davie all over again.

SEE THOSE TWO IMAGES GO HAND IN HAND

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Hetalia Headcanon: America can speak French and does so without much hassle when he needs to. However this rarely if ever happens because France and Canada absolutely hate it. He speaks Louisiana French specifically, which sounds so foreign and divergent to the both of them, meaning they think America’s French is crappy and inferior to their own.

IRL side note from someone who actually studies Linguistics:

No dialect is naturally superior to another. People are just discriminatory assholes

@musicalyeetreblr info dumping about the worst guy you’ve ever heard of

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Aaaaaah!!! I have so much homework due on Wednesday. Most of it was assigned today so I got lots to do. AAaaaaaaaah!!!! I’m going to have to start it right now cuz like I’m wasting my time right now! Also I have some friend issues rn and I feel sad so like uh yeah hope I won’t be too gloomy by next week!

erwin schrödinger from real life is in a quantum state of fuckability, being both fuckable and unfuckable at the same time until observed

I’m sad

I need to detox

lets start my first post with a blast

Kwíf