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A drawing of young Stan Pines. He's sitting down and talking on the phone. Enthusiastically and while doing a finger gun, he says "You've reached Stanco enterprises! How much money can I get you spending today?"
The person on the other line says "(redacted name) honey? Is that you?"

Stan gets a worried expression on his face and covers the receiver end of the phone. Both him and the person on the other end are silent for a moment, as indicated by ellipses.

The person on the other end starts speaking again. They say "I uh. I saw that commercial of yours on the TV. It's pretty good! You always had a knack for that kind of thing. Almost had me buying one of those sham whatevers! If your father wouldn't be so picky about what I do with my own spending money anyway."
Stan looks at the phone in such a way that it seems he's clinging on to his mothers words.

She continues through the phone "He hasn't uh. He hasn't seen the commercials. I'm not sure if he would recognize you if he did. It looks like you've done a lot of... growing up. Without us. And it looks like you're using that Stan name full time now..."
Stan looks away from the phone a little forlorn.

His mother concludes with: "Anyway, I've got a lot of things I'd like to talk to you about, but it sounds like you don't want to talk right now. But I wanna say this, because I don't know if I'll ever get the chance again. I was just calling to say I love you, Stanley. Okay?"
Stan takes one hand off the phone to cover his mouth while he tries not to cry.

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