Yesterday I Had A Dreamt Tumblr Started Drawing Perry The Platypus Humanized And He Became A Tumblr-sexyman

Yesterday I had a dreamt Tumblr started drawing Perry the Platypus humanized and he became a Tumblr-sexyman even tho he doesn't have a Canon human design yet. Then Disney made it canon and married him with Doofenshmirtz on a theatrical movie. Everyone cried and called it the ship of all time, blueprints, etc etc. And even casual people started cosplaying them. And making weddings themed after them. A floating sans head was there for some reason, whispered "February 1" and I woke up in a cold sweat

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pov: simon finds all the posts about his boypussy being out on ep 4

(does he have a red bow? i forgot lmao)

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a doodle comic. i am watching something on my laptop, hands clasped around my knees, in clear visual distress. an arrow points to my laptop, labeling it as "mediocre visual media." an arrow also points to me, labeling me as "me (i am getting so distracted thinking about how the characters are real actors who had to read these lines and do a funny voice and wear a stupid costume that i start getting embarrassed on their behalf)"

a weird recent struggle when watching movies and TV shows

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pete the cat says “stay cool and stand with palestine!!” 🍉

request from @/ k4guras on twt!

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*at my first day of group therapy for people stuck in the 2000s* i’m just .. not feeling very awesomesauce.. le sigh.. it’s like .. u kno tfw u just wanna rage quit life.. but one does not simply kill themselves.. it just feels like i’m being trolled by the world.. like my sadness levels are over 9000 and all i can do is scream FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU. my life is just an epic fail . inb4 u tell me it can only be epic win from here

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