Lucky Rabbit
Captain Willow "Oswald" Pelekai
A Scary Movie
Price, Gaz, and Soap: *Watching a horror film in Price's office*
Gaz: Eh, horror movies nowadays aren't as scary as they used to be
Soap: *Yawns* Aye
Price: Pipe down or I'll have Simon drag you both back to your quarters
Gaz: Sorry, Capt
Soap: Speaking of Ghost, where's L.T anyways?
Gaz: He mentioned going to the washroom
Soap: It's been 15 minutes-
Ghost: *Out of nowhere, sitting right next to them* I'm right here
Gaz and Soap: *Clinging to Price* AAAAAAAAA
Price: Bloody pipe down! You'll wake the whole barraks!
Movie Night
Soap: *Sitting down with a bowl of popcorn* We ready for movie night?
Gaz: Think so. So what're we watching tonight?
Price: It's Simons turn tonight
Soap: Oooo, make sure it's not boring L.T
Ghost: Oh piss off Johnny *Starts scrolling through Netflix*
Gaz: Oh that one looks fu-
Ghost: Nah *Keeps scrolling*
Price: What about-
Ghost: Boring *Continues scrolling for a while*
Soap: *Annoyed* Ye found a movie yet Ghost?
Ghost: Nope
Price: *Asleep and snoring*
Soap and Gaz: *Groans*
Leo as König is everything ✨️
I adore them both 🥺💕
wip of f!leo as könig everyone !!!
(Coming next week hopefully)
this isn't a sexualizing him thing, please do not start that with me. im just trying to have fun with my two comfort characters 🙏
More Digital Oswald sketches
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Oswald and her long wavy Hawaiian hair she refuses to cut.
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Soap: *Running for his life while carrying 2 heavy bags*
Oswald: *radioing in* Soap! What's your ETA?
Soap: *Panting* I'm here! I'm at the door-!
Oswald: *Flings the door open and grabs the bags from his hands* You made it just in time!
Soap: *Falls to the floor, exhausted*
Oswald: Now we can finally watch the movie with snacks :D
English dialects
Oswald: If American is just the alphabet, English is cursive, and pidgin is alphabet soup. What is Scottish?
Soap: *Visible confusion*
Oswald: I mean...Southern is just the sunset at 0.75x speed and Midwestern is wine aunt. But I'm genuinely curious Johnny, how would you describe Scottish dialect?
Soap: *Smirks* Stoic and manly, Bonnie
Oswald: *Rolls eyes* Whatever floats your boat
Ghost: *Randomly jumping in* I'd say it's two drunkard sailors meeting for the first time in years at the pub
Soap: *Brushes Ghost off* Sorry L.T, I donnae speak cursive
Dog in training P.2
Dice: *Storming into Price's office* I can't stand Smokes and his new dog!
Soap: Oh? You cannae? *Lifts leg to show a pup sized bite mark* I donnae see you getting bit like a chew toy!
Price: Okay, okay. Calm down
Dice: Calm down? *Lifts chewed up hat* The mut has been terrorizing my things!
Soap: And my limbs!
Price: *Sighs* I'll go have a talk with Liam about Foz and-
Smokes: *Barges in with Fozzie by his side* Heyo Price, check this out
Smokes: *Looks at Fozzie* Foz, Smokes me
Fozzie: *Runs out the room, retrieving a pack of Cigarettes from God knows where, proudly*
Smokes: Good boy! *Hands Price a cig while proudly petting Foz*
Price: Excellent work Sargeant, I'm impressed. We'll have Foz on militant training next week due to his good behavior and progress
Soap and Dice: *Looking a Price, dumbfounded*
Nah bc fr tho!
Graves too haole to understand, but congrats to him I guess 🤣
Kanoa: *talking with Graves* Uce, you don't even know your SAMOAN. Graves: Pulea a'u, kapeteni, ua ou ma'itaga. Kanoa: *placing his hand on his face as he tried not to laugh* Pffft...n-now you're telling me that you're PREGNANT. Tiala: Congratulations, Commander. You're GLOWING.
Ah yes...haoles keep preaching that anything depicting my culture is "racism." Mary, Hawai'i is about Aloha, if you think anything with traditional hula skirts is racist then you need to grew up. Ain't no Hawaiian care about dis, only haoles like you.
depictions of indigenous people as primitive grass skirt wearing dancers is racist like always. but doubly so if you're implying they're pacific islanders. triple if they're meant to be "Hawaiian"
Just typical CoD stuff. Usually Oc's and HC's. I need something to do as I fight my way through my terrible sleep schedule
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