Physicals
Ghost: I dont do the physicals with Oswald, so I requested to swap schedules with Soap
Gaz: Why?
Ghost: You'll find out in a minute
Soap: *Kicking the door in while panting* I'M NEVER DOING THE PHYSICALS WITH HER- *Gasps for breath while leaning onto the wall for support* EVER AGAIN-! *falls to ground panting*
Gaz: Bloody hell, Soap!
Ghost: Thats why
Ghost: Though she does push the minimum upper body requirements, she pushes beyond the limits for lower body
Gaz: *Looks at Soap mortified* And the SAS recruits?
Soap: *still Panting* The lucky ones were placed in the infirmary after fainting and the others-
Ghost: Probably threw up and looks like Soap
Gaz: *Terrified* But I take physicals with Oz next week
Ghost: *leans back into chair* Well. You better pray, Kyle.
Posting here on main now so uhhhhh yeh 👍
Might just move this account to my main to make things less complicating and annoying for me. It's not like I post on my main anyways :/
Price: You okay?
Oswald: Not really. I have this massive headache that just comes and goes
Graves: *Walks by*
Oswald: There it is again
A trip to Hawai'i P.4
[Babysitting]
Soap, Price and Ghost: *Staring at Oswalds neice(Ohia) and nephew(Nathan) sitting on the couch arguing*
Soap: Alright...I think we can handle an hour and a half till Bonnie and Kyle gets back
Price: Great. Knock yourselves out, Soap *Retreats to his room*
Soap: Welp it's just you and me L.T-
Ghost: *Already closing the door to his room*
Soap: Oh well...nothing a trained SAS soldier cannae handle...
Ohia and Nathan: *Screaming as they start physically fighting each other*
Soap: Oh boy...
An hour and thirty minutes later:
Soap: *Passed out asleep on the couch with doodles all over his face*
Ghost: *Playing dolls with the kids* Sure, we can put horses to bed. Just make sure you wish them goodnight
Ohia: *Whispers to the toy horses, sweetly* Goodnight
Nathan: But uncle Simon! Horses go in the stable, Ohia always makes stuff up!
Ghost: Nathan, let your sister play however she wants with her dolls. She doesn't boss you on the Wii, now does she?
Nathan: *Pouts* Alright...
Oswald and Gaz: *Opens door carrying large grocery bags*
Oswald: We're back!
Gaz: *Placing the bags down and walks towards ghost* There was so much traffic and-
Gaz: *Looks to see Soaps face littered with marker art and stickers as he's snoring on the couch* You guys sure was busy...
Ghost: Sure was *High-fives a laughing Ohia and Nathan*
Joyride
Laswell: Have you seen Oz? Her 3 week suspensions been lifted
Price: Today...?
Laswell: Yeah. I tried looking for her but she wasn't in her barracks. I even checked the hangars but it hasn't been accessed since last night
Price: Oh no...
Laswell: What?
Price: Nikolai's been missing too. He and Oswald were in the screening room watching Top Gun last night
Laswell: ...
Nikolai and Oswald racing past in F-14's overhead:
Oswald: I BET YOU CANT FLY MACH 10 OLD MAN *pulls up*
Nikolai: TRY ME *Pulls up after Oswald*
Oswald: Looks like you owe me that $200!
Nikolai: HA! AS IF! *flies faster*
Laswell and Price: ...
Laswell: *sighs* John, get on coms before they faint. And Let them know i'm suspending them from all aircraft usage for 2 months. I'm gonna go get myself a drink...
Price: *Pinches the bridge of his nose* This is what I get when I let them watch Top Gun unsupervised...
Stealth with Irony
Building explodes near Gaz and Smokes:
Oswald: *On coms* Buildings clear, but the hostiles had too many explosives and detonated it. Thankfully, I managed to escape with the package in time
Gaz: *A little caught off guard* Copy...
Smokes: *Looking like everything is normal* Copy, Capt
Gaz: How are you so calm? And why is the best stealth operator known to the American military able to pull that? *Gestures to the freshly exploded building* This contradicts everything she is!
Smokes: Ironic isn't it?
Gaz: Aren't you even a little concerned?
Smokes: Nah. She does this more often than you think. For someone who specializes in stealth, she has a flare for the more...rowdy things
Gaz: I will never understand how your Task force was able to stay under such strict secrecy...
If I were magically carried into NRC I'd def go to Idia first. I usually keep my phone on me at all times due to me constantly misplacing it. So if I were to be transported to Twisted Wonderland with my phone, obviously I'd need some sort of internet connection and charger and who better to go to than idia? Ngl I think thats why out of all characters other than obviously Ace and Duece, I'd def be close to Idia because of constant phone repairs and just geeking out in general. Which is weird because for the longest time I was never really into Idia at all. He was just there. But personal biases aside, yeh, Idia is definitely my first pick if I had been forced to NRC. I mean...I need some way to listen to my music right?
Anyways heres an art piece I drew of my Twst Oc Raymond Lou from over a year ago.
I drew Oswald and her siblings in a previous post, but I wanted to get into more of the dynamics and relationships of the three, as well as some background info on her brothers
A trip to Hawai'i P.2
[Unnko]
Price: Oz said this is the more local part of the island, so behave yourselves
Gaz: Got it, Cap
Soap: Ay-
Local: Howzit! You guys tourist's? Look haole das why
Gaz: Ah, uh...yeh we ar-
Local: Ho! Strange accent braddah. You a different kine haole
Gaz: We're from Engl-
Local: Eh same ting'doh. Why you'z not ovah in dakine? Its weird for tourists to be Leeward side. Dey always in dakine das'why
Soap: We 'ave a friend who was showing us this area and let us stay-
Local: Lots of strange accents, ah? Shoots brah! Unnko nevah mean to push you'way. Sorry brah. See dis area? Cherreh brah, cherreh. Bumbai I show you tho? Shoots? Unnko take care you
Price: Sorry, but we better be going-
Local: Ho! You see that shop ovah dea? Da auntie dea make killah furikake chicken cuz! Killah. Broke da mout, everyting *Continues friendly rambling*
Price: *Leans to Gaz* Call Oz...
Gaz: *Phone already on dial* Way ahead of you, cap
Y/n: you know what concerns me?
Soap: what?
Y/n: the fact that me, you and Gaz can go around doing really stupid shit, and no one will question it or even be slightly concerned by it, but it's when we aren't doing stupid shit that they get worried about us
Soap:
Soap: that is concerning
Just typical CoD stuff. Usually Oc's and HC's. I need something to do as I fight my way through my terrible sleep schedule
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