@the-whispers-of-death

Love Idia, love Ortho, but I remember how whenever I'd talk/think about them I'd always wonder what'll happen if I dumped a bucket of water on them. Like it was so random, but the urge was too much. Would they just go bald? I didn't know. I mean Hades went bald after Pegasus blew out his hair so I assumed the same for the Shroud brothers ┐(´∀｀)┌

Favoritism

Price: *Walking into his office and turning on the light*

Soap and Ghost: *Sitting in the darkness*

Price: Bloody hell-!

Ghost: We have something important to discuss Cap

Price: Is it so important you two had to sit for who knows how long in the complete darkness of my office?

Soap: Aye! We wont take the oppression no more!

Price: What are you talking about?

Ghost: We're talking about your obvious favoritism

Soap: *Nods and adds on* We all know ye favor Kyle, Cap!

Price: This is dumb...is this really what this is about?

Soap: Captain, we've been holding this truth for a long time, but we cannae take it no longer

Ghost: Gaz could get away with murder and you wouldn't even bat an eye

Price: *Scoffs* Not true

Gaz: *Walking by* Hey Cap, me and some of the recruits were out at the range, but we accidently forgot to lock up the privates pet hamster and...yeh...

Price: *Sighs* It's alright Kyle. I'll take care of it...

Gaz: Thanks Cap *Walks away*

Ghost and Soap:

Price:

Price: Get out-

@the-whispers-of-death

Okay, so I tried to draw Stone but idk...

(Also, I was the anonymous ask about his faceclaims a couple days ago, but since this account isn't my main, I kinda didn't wanna put my main account out there. But I digress...I'll prob leave my asks with my account name so yk its me)

Sorry if I didnt do him justice. Let me know if I failed some parts

Physicals

Ghost: I dont do the physicals with Oswald, so I requested to swap schedules with Soap

Gaz: Why?

Ghost: You'll find out in a minute

Soap: *Kicking the door in while panting* I'M NEVER DOING THE PHYSICALS WITH HER- *Gasps for breath while leaning onto the wall for support* EVER AGAIN-! *falls to ground panting*

Gaz: Bloody hell, Soap!

Ghost: Thats why

Ghost: Though she does push the minimum upper body requirements, she pushes beyond the limits for lower body

Gaz: *Looks at Soap mortified* And the SAS recruits?

Soap: *still Panting* The lucky ones were placed in the infirmary after fainting and the others-

Ghost: Probably threw up and looks like Soap

Gaz: *Terrified* But I take physicals with Oz next week

Ghost: *leans back into chair* Well. You better pray, Kyle.

141 after being surrounded:

Price: I'm fresh out of ideas. Anyone got a plan?

Ghost: *Raises hand*

Price: We're not letting you run out to heroically sacrifice yourself for the team

Ghost: *Lowers hand*

Back from Leave

Soap: *Runs up and pats Ghost on the back* Long time no see L.T!

Ghost: Would've liked it to be longer, eh Johnny?

Soap: Aye

Oswald: *Yawns* You two are cheerful this morning. Happy to be back I see?

Soap: Bonnie! How was your time off?

Oswald: *Chuckles* Wouldn't you like to know? I took the old mans(older brother) kids to Disneyland

Soap: Disney? *Looks at Ghost* We should go sometime, eh Ghost? Bonnie?

Ghost: Mmm...too much waiting

Gaz: *Walks up groggly holding a cup of tea* Morning...

Ghost: *Smuggly* Hows the morning cup?

Gaz: Rubbish. I had worse though

Gaz: How was your guy's time off?

Soap: Visited family. Ye know, same old, same old

Ghost: Its classified

Oswald: *Snatches Ghosts phone and turns it on revealing a dog on his home screen* Sure looks classified

Soap: Awwww, Si you should've told us ye adopted this cute lad

Ghost: *Snatches his phone back* I didn't want you all crowding him

Gaz: *Sips from his mug* Or, you're just selfish

Ghost: *Scoffs* Its not selfishness if im looking out for Ri-Ri's interests

Soap: *Chokes*

Gaz: *Spits out tea* RI-RI?!?!

Oswald: Short for Riley. But Si is just being dramatic. Riley didn't act up when I came to visit

Soap: Ye were allowed to see Ghosts new pup and not us?! Since when?!

Ghost: *Rolls eyes* Lets just move on. Price is probably waiting for us

Gaz: Uh-huh. But we're so seing your new dog when we get back

I've been going through a lot right now with school and home-life so I haven't been posting much and probably will be busy for the next couple weeks.

Also, I did find Epic Mickey 2 for Wii so I've been playing that with my brother to destress. We haven't played that game in years so it's pretty nostalgic lol

Stealth with Irony

Building explodes near Gaz and Smokes:

Oswald: *On coms* Buildings clear, but the hostiles had too many explosives and detonated it. Thankfully, I managed to escape with the package in time

Gaz: *A little caught off guard* Copy...

Smokes: *Looking like everything is normal* Copy, Capt

Gaz: How are you so calm? And why is the best stealth operator known to the American military able to pull that? *Gestures to the freshly exploded building* This contradicts everything she is!

Smokes: Ironic isn't it?

Gaz: Aren't you even a little concerned?

Smokes: Nah. She does this more often than you think. For someone who specializes in stealth, she has a flare for the more...rowdy things

Gaz: I will never understand how your Task force was able to stay under such strict secrecy...

So since I deleted Twst due to low storage space more than a year back let me just ramble about something.

Also btw I obv made sure to link my gmail so I can log back into my acc whenever. So if you hadn't already, you really should. But thats not important.

Let me talk about the pains of my existence.

Exibit A.

The fact that I had over 3,000 gems saved, and over 30 keys, which might I add took almost about a year to grind, was all spent on this singular banner. 160 pulls....160....he didnt even budge at pity....but the amount of joy I felt the moment I hit 160 and got him was unbelievable. I watched my gems go down the drain each time I hit the glorious "10 pull summon" absolutely drained my soul.

Anyways then theres exibits B and C.

So heres a little explanation. I adore the tweels, mind you, Floyd is my absolute favorite. Jade was always special to me as he was my second SSR pull. During the dreadful battle to get Ghost Marriage Idia home, as mentioned before, I ended up getting a different SSR on pitty. Can you guess who it was? Thats right! Jade! Now it had already been over a year of religiously playing Twst and I always wanted to have a Floyd dorm uniform SSR but ofc he never came home. So on my oh so painful journey to pull Groom Idia, I pull a duplicate dorm Jade. Wow...what a huge kick in the gut am I right?

Moral of the story: always bring tissues before pulling so if you cry, you're prepared.

Leo as König is everything ✨️

I adore them both 🥺💕

wip of f!leo as könig everyone !!!

(Coming next week hopefully)

this isn't a sexualizing him thing, please do not start that with me. im just trying to have fun with my two comfort characters 🙏